1 00:00:25,297 --> 00:00:27,264 (* The Gabe Dixon Band: Find My Way) 2 00:00:29,489 --> 00:00:32,337 (birds chirping) 3 00:01:21,713 --> 00:01:23,536 Shit! 4 00:01:42,768 --> 00:01:44,710 (indistinct chattering) 5 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,081 Andrew, hey. 6 00:01:50,109 --> 00:01:51,571 Here you go. Your regular lattes. 7 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:55,703 Literally saved my life. Thank you. Thank you. 8 00:01:56,882 --> 00:01:58,606 (honking) 9 00:02:09,228 --> 00:02:10,439 (elevator dinging) 10 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:11,545 - Everyone OK? - Yeah. 11 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:13,802 - Yeah. - Me too. 12 00:02:15,334 --> 00:02:18,497 Hello, Frank? How's my favorite writer? 13 00:02:18,670 --> 00:02:20,264 Of course you've been thinking about our talk 14 00:02:20,373 --> 00:02:21,966 because you know I'm right. 15 00:02:22,074 --> 00:02:23,897 Frank, people in this country are busy, broke, 16 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:26,018 and they hate to read. They need someone they can trust to say, 17 00:02:26,144 --> 00:02:28,381 "Hey! Don't watch CSl: Indianapolis tonight. 18 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:31,777 Read a book! Read Frank's book." And that person is Oprah. 19 00:02:35,254 --> 00:02:37,142 (indistinct chatter) 20 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:38,915 - Cuttin' it close. - One of those mornings. 21 00:02:39,025 --> 00:02:40,454 Thank you, Captain Obvious. 22 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:42,731 - (both grunting) - Sweet... 23 00:02:42,861 --> 00:02:44,455 - Uh, sorry. ...Jesus! 24 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:46,386 - (laughter) - (man) Rub some dirt on it, brother. 25 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:49,816 Frank, the truth is all A-plus novelists do publicity. 26 00:02:50,903 --> 00:02:53,587 Roth, McCourt, Russo, and... 27 00:02:53,739 --> 00:02:56,522 Frank! Can I tell you what else they have in common? A Pulitzer. 28 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:59,197 I need the shirt off your back. Literally. 29 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:02,630 - You're kidding, right? - Yankees, Boston, this Tuesday, 30 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:05,116 two company seats for your shirt. You have five seconds to decide. 31 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:06,844 Five, four, three, two, one. 32 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:08,382 - (laughing) - I know... 33 00:03:08,487 --> 00:03:10,659 - Shh! - Later. 34 00:03:15,995 --> 00:03:17,751 - (gasps) - Uh-oh. 35 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,903 - (popping sound) - (clears throat) 36 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:25,516 (popping sound on numerous computers) 37 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:27,614 Uh, hello. Hello? 38 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:36,234 Morning, boss. You have a conference call in 30 minutes. 39 00:03:36,348 --> 00:03:38,236 Yes. About the marketing of the spring books. I know. 40 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:39,661 Staff meeting at 9:00. 41 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:41,246 Did you call, um... (groans) Wha's her name? 42 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:43,689 The one with the ugly hands. 43 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:44,805 - Janet. - Yes, Janet. 44 00:03:44,889 --> 00:03:46,231 Yes. I did call her. I told her that 45 00:03:46,325 --> 00:03:47,951 if she doesn't get her manuscript in on time 46 00:03:48,060 --> 00:03:50,362 you won't give her a release date. Your immigration lawyer called. 47 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:51,576 He said its imperative... 48 00:03:51,664 --> 00:03:53,257 Cancel the call, push the meeting to tomorrow 49 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:54,741 and keep the lawyer on the sheets. 50 00:03:54,834 --> 00:03:56,242 Oh, and get a hold of PR, 51 00:03:56,335 --> 00:03:57,709 have them start drafting a press release. 52 00:03:57,804 --> 00:03:59,210 Frank is doing Oprah. 53 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:01,726 Wow. Nicely done. 54 00:04:01,873 --> 00:04:04,941 If I want your praise, I will ask for it. 55 00:04:07,145 --> 00:04:09,001 Um... 56 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:10,708 Who is, uh, who is Jillian? 57 00:04:10,816 --> 00:04:13,403 And why does she want me to call her? 58 00:04:16,722 --> 00:04:18,577 Well, that was originally my cup. 59 00:04:18,691 --> 00:04:20,580 And I'm drinking your coffee why? 60 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:22,635 Because your coffee spilled. 61 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:32,078 So, you drink unsweetened cinnamon light soy lattes? 62 00:04:32,271 --> 00:04:35,206 I do. Its like Christmas in a cup. 63 00:04:35,374 --> 00:04:36,749 Is that a coincidence? 64 00:04:36,842 --> 00:04:39,143 - Incredibly, it is. - (phone ringing) 65 00:04:39,277 --> 00:04:41,351 I mean I wouldn't possibly drink the same coffee that you drink 66 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:43,041 just in case yours spilled. 67 00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:44,872 That would be pathetic. 68 00:04:44,984 --> 00:04:46,925 Morning. Miss Tate's office. 69 00:04:47,053 --> 00:04:48,297 Hey, Bob. 70 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:53,121 Actually, we're headed to your office right now. Yeah. 71 00:04:53,292 --> 00:04:55,943 Why are we headed to Bob's office? 72 00:04:56,094 --> 00:04:58,484 - (tsks) - (tsks) 73 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,452 (tsks) 74 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,396 - (popping sound) - (multiple pops) 75 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:08,520 (gasps) Oop! 76 00:05:11,976 --> 00:05:13,504 Have you finished the manuscript I gave you? 77 00:05:13,612 --> 00:05:16,066 Uh, I read a few pages. I wasn't that impressed. 78 00:05:16,214 --> 00:05:17,524 - Can I say something? - No. 79 00:05:17,615 --> 00:05:19,591 I've read thousands of manuscripts, 80 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,061 and this is the only one I've given you. 81 00:05:21,153 --> 00:05:22,812 There's an incredible novel in there. 82 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:24,744 The kind of novel you used to publish. 83 00:05:24,856 --> 00:05:28,021 Uh, wrong. And I do think you order the same coffee as I do 84 00:05:28,195 --> 00:05:30,584 just in case you spill, which is, in fact, pathetic. 85 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:31,941 - Or impressive. - I'd be impressed 86 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:33,208 if you didn't spill in the first place. 87 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:34,673 Now remember, you're just a prop in here. 88 00:05:34,767 --> 00:05:36,655 - Won't say a word. - (clears throat) 89 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:43,940 Ah! Our fearless leader and her liege. Please, do come in. 90 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:47,656 Oh. Beautiful breakfront. Is it new? 91 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:50,749 It is English Regency Egyptian Revival, built in the 1800s 92 00:05:50,916 --> 00:05:53,633 but, yes, it is new to my office. 93 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:55,347 Witty. 94 00:05:55,454 --> 00:05:57,974 Bob, I'm letting you go. 95 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:02,676 Pardon? 96 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:05,730 I asked you over a dozen times to get Frank to do Oprah, and you didn't do it. 97 00:06:05,898 --> 00:06:07,906 You're fired. 98 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,495 I have told you that is impossible. 99 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:13,907 Frank hasn't done an interview in 20 years. 100 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,665 (Tate) Well that is interesting, because I just 101 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:18,164 got off the phone with him, and he is in. 102 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:20,887 Excuse me? 103 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:22,322 You didn't even call him, did you? 104 00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:25,441 - But... - I know, I know. 105 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:28,649 Frank can be a little scary to deal with. For you. 106 00:06:28,821 --> 00:06:31,920 Now, I will give you two months to find another job. 107 00:06:32,091 --> 00:06:34,458 And then you can tell everyone you resigned, OK? 108 00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:40,637 Whats his twenty? 109 00:06:40,766 --> 00:06:44,279 He's moving. He has crazy eyes. 110 00:06:44,470 --> 00:06:46,478 Don't do it, Bob. Don't do it. 111 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:50,434 - You poisonous bitch! - (all gasp) 112 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:52,236 You can't fire me! 113 00:06:52,344 --> 00:06:54,548 You don't think I see what you're doing here? 114 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:56,370 Sandbagging me on this Oprah thing 115 00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:58,304 just so that you can look good to the board? 116 00:06:58,417 --> 00:07:01,286 Because you are threatened by me! 117 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:04,203 - And you are a monster. - Bob, stop. 118 00:07:04,356 --> 00:07:07,521 Just because you have no semblance of a life 119 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:09,384 outside of this office, 120 00:07:09,495 --> 00:07:11,535 you think that you can treat all of us 121 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:13,257 like your own personal slaves. 122 00:07:13,365 --> 00:07:15,821 You know what? I feel sorry for you. 123 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:18,587 Because you know what you're gonna have on your deathbed? 124 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:20,678 Nothing and no one. 125 00:07:23,108 --> 00:07:25,475 (breathes deeply) 126 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:27,105 Listen carefully, Bob. 127 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:30,661 I didn't fire you because I feel threatened. No. 128 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:34,112 I fired you because you're lazy, entitled, incompetent 129 00:07:34,286 --> 00:07:35,879 and you spend more time cheating on your wife 130 00:07:35,988 --> 00:07:37,264 than you do in your office. 131 00:07:37,356 --> 00:07:38,633 And if you say another word, 132 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:40,929 Andrew here is gonna have you thrown out on your ass, OK? 133 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:43,482 Another word and you're going out of here 134 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:44,840 with an armed escort. 135 00:07:44,930 --> 00:07:46,718 Andrew will film it with his little camera phone 136 00:07:46,832 --> 00:07:48,393 and he will put it on that Internet site. 137 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:49,680 - What was it? - YouTube? 138 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:52,103 Exactly. Is that what you want? 139 00:07:52,238 --> 00:07:53,799 Didn't think so. I have work to do. 140 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:56,078 (all murmuring) 141 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:58,150 Have security take his breakfront out of his office 142 00:07:58,276 --> 00:07:59,356 and put it in my conference room. 143 00:07:59,445 --> 00:08:00,427 Will do. 144 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:01,561 And I need you around this weekend 145 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:02,957 to help review his files and his manuscript. 146 00:08:03,048 --> 00:08:05,536 - This weekend? - You have a problem with that? 147 00:08:05,684 --> 00:08:07,626 No. I... just my grandmother's 90th birthday, 148 00:08:07,753 --> 00:08:09,095 so I was gonna go home and... 149 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:10,912 ...its fine. I'll cancel it. 150 00:08:11,023 --> 00:08:12,879 You're actually saving me from a weekend of misery anyway, 151 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:15,195 so its... good talk, yeah. 152 00:08:15,327 --> 00:08:20,216 I know, I know. OK, tell Gammy I'm sorry. OK? What... 153 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:21,961 Mom. What do you want me to tell you? 154 00:08:22,067 --> 00:08:24,401 She's making me work the weekend. 155 00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:25,782 No, I'm not... no. 156 00:08:25,871 --> 00:08:27,365 Listen, I've worked too hard for this promotion 157 00:08:27,473 --> 00:08:28,520 to throw it all away, OK? 158 00:08:28,606 --> 00:08:30,036 I'm sure that Dad is pissed, 159 00:08:30,142 --> 00:08:32,924 but we take all of our submissions around here very seriously. 160 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:36,340 We'll get back to you as soon as we can. 161 00:08:36,514 --> 00:08:38,424 - Was that your family? - Yes. 162 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:40,209 - They tell you to quit? - Every single day. 163 00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:43,386 Miss Tate's office. 164 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:46,142 Oh... Yeah. OK. All right. 165 00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:48,299 Bergen and Malloy want to see you upstairs immediately. 166 00:08:48,427 --> 00:08:50,916 (groans) OK. Come get me in ten minutes. We've got a lot to do. 167 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,046 Okey-doke. 168 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:55,028 (phone ringing) 169 00:08:57,736 --> 00:08:59,362 Good morning, Miss Tate. 170 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:03,583 Jack, Edwin. 171 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,400 Margaret, congratulations on the Oprah thing. 172 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:07,300 - Thats terrific news. - Thank you, thank you. 173 00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:10,163 This isn't about my second raise, is it? (chuckles) Just kidding. 174 00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:13,797 Margaret, do you remember when we agreed 175 00:09:13,986 --> 00:09:15,928 that you wouldn't go to the Frankfurt Book Fair 176 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,397 because you weren't allowed out of the country 177 00:09:17,489 --> 00:09:19,312 while your visa application was being processed? 178 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:20,408 Yes. I do. 179 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,761 And... you went to Frankfurt. 180 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:25,001 Yes, I did. We were going to lose DeLillo to Viking. 181 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:27,073 So... really didn't have a choice, did I? 182 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:28,508 It seems that the United States Government 183 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:30,543 doesn't care much who publishes Don DeLillo. 184 00:09:30,669 --> 00:09:33,321 We, uh, just spoke to your immigration attorney. 185 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,993 Great. So, we're all good? Everything good? 186 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:38,507 Margaret, your visa application has been denied. 187 00:09:38,643 --> 00:09:41,678 - (stammers) - And you are being deported. 188 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:42,927 Deported? 189 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:44,642 And apparently there was also some paperwork 190 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,060 that you didn't fill out in time. 191 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:50,428 Come on. Come on! Its not like I'm even an immigrant! 192 00:09:50,656 --> 00:09:52,566 I'm from Canada, for Chris's sake. 193 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:54,960 There's gotta be... there's gotta be something we can do. 194 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:56,982 We can reapply, but unfortunately 195 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,966 you have to leave the country for at least a year. 196 00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:06,836 OK. OK, well, thats not ideal, but, uh..., 197 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:08,796 I can, uh... I can manage everything from Toronto... 198 00:10:08,907 --> 00:10:10,020 (Bergen) No, Margaret. 199 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:11,353 ...with videoconferencing and Internet. 200 00:10:11,443 --> 00:10:12,523 (Malloy) Unfortunately, Margaret, 201 00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:15,196 if you're deported, you can't work for an American company. 202 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:17,649 Until this is resolved I'm going to turn operations over 203 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:18,928 to Bob Spaulding. 204 00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:21,571 Bob Spaulding? The guy I just fired? 205 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:23,063 We need an editor in chief. 206 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:25,424 He is the only person in the building who has enough experience. 207 00:10:25,557 --> 00:10:27,314 - You cannot be serious. I beg of you. - Margaret. 208 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,314 We are desperate to have you stay. 209 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:32,275 If there was any way, any way at all 210 00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:33,925 that we could make this work, we'd be doing it. 211 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,113 - (knocking) - (Margaret) There is no way... 212 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,182 I am begging you. 213 00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:37,829 No, Margaret. Excuse me, we're in a meeting. 214 00:10:37,936 --> 00:10:39,431 - Sorry to interrupt. - What? What! 215 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:41,993 Mary from Miss Winfrey's office called. She's on the line. 216 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:43,156 - I know. - (Andrew) She's on hold. 217 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:46,058 She needs to speak with you right away. I told her you were otherwise engaged. 218 00:10:46,211 --> 00:10:48,665 She insisted, so... sorry. 219 00:10:48,813 --> 00:10:50,374 So... 220 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,369 Uh... (mouthing) 221 00:11:03,629 --> 00:11:05,035 (whispering) Come here. 222 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:11,144 Uh... Gentlemen, I understand. I understand... 223 00:11:11,336 --> 00:11:14,303 the predicament that we are in. 224 00:11:14,473 --> 00:11:16,067 And, um... 225 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:20,127 And there's, uh... well... 226 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,800 I think there's something that you should know. 227 00:11:24,249 --> 00:11:27,510 Uh... we're, uh... we're getting married. 228 00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:29,694 We are getting married. 229 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,383 - Who is getting married? - You and I. 230 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:34,140 You and I are getting married! Yes. 231 00:11:34,293 --> 00:11:35,886 - We are. - Getting married. 232 00:11:35,994 --> 00:11:37,369 - (mumbling) We are getting married. - Yes. 233 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,206 Isn't he your secretary? 234 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:42,348 Assistant. 235 00:11:42,434 --> 00:11:46,012 Executive, uh... assistant secretary. Titles. 236 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:50,297 But, wouldn't be the first time one of us fell for our secretaries. 237 00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:52,418 Would it, Edwin? 238 00:11:52,544 --> 00:11:54,684 (Margaret) With Laquisha. Remember? 239 00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:58,196 So, yeah... The truth is, 240 00:11:58,383 --> 00:12:02,345 you know, Andrew and I, we're... we are just two people 241 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,626 who weren't meant to fall in love but we did. 242 00:12:04,756 --> 00:12:06,033 No. 243 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:10,948 All those late nights at the office and weekend book fairs. 244 00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:12,210 - Yeah... - No. 245 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:14,850 - Something happened. - Something. 246 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,000 Yeah. Tried to fight it and... 247 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,732 Can't, can't fight a... 248 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:24,115 Can't fight a love like ours, so, uh... 249 00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:27,605 Uh... Are we good with this? Are you happy? 250 00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:31,490 Because, well... we are happy. So happy. 251 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:32,763 - (Bergen) Margaret. - Yes? 252 00:12:32,851 --> 00:12:34,674 Its terrific. 253 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,445 Just make it legal. Mmm? 254 00:12:36,554 --> 00:12:39,075 Oh! Legal. (chuckles) 255 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:42,421 Yeah, well, then... then that means we... 256 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,797 ...we need to get ourselves to the immigration office. 257 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,451 So we can work this whole mess out. Right? 258 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,388 (Margaret) Thank you very much, gentlemen. 259 00:12:49,501 --> 00:12:50,516 We will do that right away. 260 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,707 Thank you very much, gentlemen. Thank you. 261 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:54,977 - Gentlemen. - Thank you. 262 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,628 (popping) 263 00:12:57,776 --> 00:12:59,663 (woman whispers) Margaret and Andrew are getting married! 264 00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:01,022 (woman 265 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,088 (man whispering) Dragon Lady! Here they come... 266 00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:04,492 (snickering) Yeah. 267 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,273 (woman 268 00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:07,432 Mmm-mmm-mmm. 269 00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:09,461 (indistinct chatter) 270 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:12,076 Dude, for real. Her? (laughing) 271 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,395 (woman even know they were dating... 272 00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:22,421 (Margaret clears throat) 273 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,239 (clearing throat) 274 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:37,430 What? 275 00:13:38,850 --> 00:13:40,673 I don't understand whats happening. 276 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,675 (Margaret) Relax. This is for you, too. 277 00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:44,065 Do explain. 278 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,295 They were going to make Bob chief. 279 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,018 So naturally I would have to marry you. 280 00:13:48,126 --> 00:13:49,653 (Margaret) And whats the problem? 281 00:13:49,761 --> 00:13:51,997 Like you were saving yourself for someone special? 282 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:55,131 I like to think so. Besides, its illegal. 283 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:58,366 They're looking for terrorists, not for book publishers. 284 00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,999 - Margaret. - Yes? 285 00:14:00,104 --> 00:14:03,040 - I'm not gonna marry you. - Sure you are. 286 00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:06,110 Because if you don't marry me, your dreams of touching the lives of millions 287 00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:07,935 with the written word are dead. 288 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:16,373 Bob is gonna fire you the second I'm gone. Guaranteed. 289 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:18,496 That means you're out on the street alone looking for a job. 290 00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:21,013 That means all the time that we spent together, all the lattes, 291 00:14:21,159 --> 00:14:23,264 all the canceled dates, all the midnight Tampax runs, 292 00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:26,559 were all for nothing and all your dreams of being an editor are gone. 293 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:29,034 But don't worry, after the required allotment of time, 294 00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:30,574 we'll get a quickie divorce and you'll be done with me. 295 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,426 But until then, like it or not, 296 00:14:32,537 --> 00:14:34,391 your wagon is hitched to mine. OK? 297 00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:36,612 - (phone ringing) - Phone. 298 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,690 (indistinct chatter) 299 00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:52,550 - This way. - Margaret. 300 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,600 - (hisses) Come. - The line... 301 00:14:54,726 --> 00:14:55,708 Next, please. 302 00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:57,354 Ooh, ooh. Just, uh... 303 00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:58,924 Sorry, I just need to ask him something. 304 00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:01,714 I need for you to file this fiancée visa for me, please. 305 00:15:03,268 --> 00:15:04,698 (scoffs) 306 00:15:06,471 --> 00:15:08,773 - Miss Tate? - Yes. 307 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,881 Please, come with me. 308 00:15:11,009 --> 00:15:13,465 (woman) Yes, ma'am, I understand that. We're backed up... 309 00:15:14,746 --> 00:15:16,885 I have a bad feeling about this. 310 00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:17,997 (knocking) 311 00:15:20,652 --> 00:15:21,962 - Hi. Hello. - Hello. 312 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,444 Hi. I'm Mr. Gilbertson. 313 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,565 - Ah! - And you must be Andrew, 314 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:27,969 - and you must be... - Margaret. 315 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,784 ...Margaret. Sorry about the wait. 316 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,488 Its a, uh, crazy day today. 317 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,669 Oh, of course, of course. We understand. 318 00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:35,741 And I can't tell you how much we appreciate you seeing us 319 00:15:35,867 --> 00:15:39,762 - on such short notice. - OK. (sighs) 320 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:42,361 * Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh buh, buh, buh, buuuh 321 00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:44,263 So, I have one question for you. 322 00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:47,443 Are you both committing fraud to avoid her deportation 323 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:51,541 so she can keep her position as editor in chief at Colden Books? 324 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,294 - Thats ridiculous. - Where did you hear that? 325 00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:57,624 We had a phone tip this afternoon from a man named... 326 00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,448 Would it be Bob Spaulding? 327 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:00,835 Bob Spaulding. 328 00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:04,091 Bob. Poor Bob. I am so sorry. 329 00:16:04,262 --> 00:16:08,037 Bob is nothing but a disgruntled former employee. 330 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:09,280 And I apologize. 331 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,954 But we know you're incredibly busy 332 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:15,814 with a room full of gardeners and delivery boys to tend to. 333 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,503 If you just give us our next step, 334 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,551 we will be out of your hair and on our way. 335 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,240 Miss Tate, please. 336 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:27,676 Let me explain to you the process thats about to unfold. 337 00:16:27,886 --> 00:16:31,148 Step one will be a scheduled interview. 338 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:34,705 I'll put you each in a room, and I'll ask you every little question 339 00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:36,781 that a real couple would know about each other. 340 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:40,922 Step two, I dig deeper. I look at your phone records, 341 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,369 I talk to your neighbors, I interview your coworkers. 342 00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:45,836 If your answers don't match up at every point, 343 00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:48,525 you will be deported indefinitely. 344 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,974 And you, young man, will have committed a felony... 345 00:16:51,109 --> 00:16:54,938 - (woman shouting in Spanish) ...punishable by a fine of $250,000 346 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:59,206 and a stay of five years in federal prison. 347 00:17:02,487 --> 00:17:05,585 (Gilbertson) So, Andrew. 348 00:17:05,757 --> 00:17:09,019 You wanna... you want to talk to me? 349 00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,722 No? 350 00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:18,710 Yes? 351 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,663 The truth is... 352 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,723 (Andrew clears throat) 353 00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:32,384 Mr. Gilbertson, the truth is... 354 00:17:32,617 --> 00:17:34,308 Margaret and I... 355 00:17:37,155 --> 00:17:39,043 ...are just two people 356 00:17:39,157 --> 00:17:42,027 who weren't supposed to fall in love. 357 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,653 (Andrew) But did. 358 00:17:46,531 --> 00:17:48,669 We couldn't tell anyone we work with 359 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,288 because of my big promotion that I had coming up. 360 00:17:51,436 --> 00:17:52,842 - (Gilbertson) Promotion? - Yeah. 361 00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:56,615 - Your...? - We... we both felt, uh... 362 00:17:56,809 --> 00:18:00,769 ...that it would be deeply inappropriate if I were to be promoted to editor. 363 00:18:00,978 --> 00:18:03,532 - Editor. Mmm-hmm. ...while we were... 364 00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,605 So... (clears throat) 365 00:18:07,752 --> 00:18:10,687 Have the two of you told your parents about your secret love? 366 00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:14,053 Oh, I... impossible. My parents are dead. 367 00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:16,397 - No brothers or sisters either. - Gone. 368 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,732 Are your parents dead? 369 00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:20,937 - Oh, no, his are very much alive. - No... very much. 370 00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:24,230 Very much. They're, ah... Well, we were gonna tell them this weekend. 371 00:18:24,402 --> 00:18:28,199 Gammy's 90th birthday, and the whole family's coming together. 372 00:18:28,406 --> 00:18:29,932 And we thought it'd be a nice surprise. 373 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,983 (Gilbertson) And where is this surprise gonna take place? 374 00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:34,117 At Andrew's parents' house. 375 00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:35,326 Where is that located again? 376 00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:37,933 Um... (scoffs) Why am I doing all the talking? 377 00:18:38,082 --> 00:18:39,392 Its your parents' house. 378 00:18:39,483 --> 00:18:40,858 Why don't you tell him where it is. Jump in. 379 00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:44,973 - Sitka. - Sitka. 380 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,065 - Alaska. - Alaska? 381 00:18:47,191 --> 00:18:49,199 You're gonna go to Alaska this weekend? 382 00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:52,717 - Yeah. - Yes, yes. 383 00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:55,897 We are going to Alaska. Alaska, thats where... 384 00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:58,849 Thats where my little... thats where my Andrew's from. 385 00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:01,782 (Gilbertson) OK. 386 00:19:01,873 --> 00:19:05,190 Fine. I see how this is gonna go. 387 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:08,193 I will see you both at 11:00 Monday morning 388 00:19:08,346 --> 00:19:10,233 for your scheduled interview, 389 00:19:10,348 --> 00:19:13,610 and your answers better match up on every account. 390 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,294 - Thank you. - Hello? 391 00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:18,396 - I'm looking forward to this one. - We're looking forward to this one. 392 00:19:18,523 --> 00:19:19,537 Thank you. 393 00:19:19,623 --> 00:19:22,275 Gonna be fun. I'll be checking up on you. 394 00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:23,410 You got it. 395 00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:32,691 OK... so, whats gonna happen is we will go up there. 396 00:19:32,904 --> 00:19:34,847 We will pretend like we're boyfriend and girlfriend, 397 00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:36,499 tell your parents we're engaged. 398 00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:38,135 Uh, use the miles for the tickets. 399 00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:41,788 I guess I will pop for you to fly first class. But make sure you use the miles. 400 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:43,257 If we don't get the miles, we're not doing it. 401 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,203 Oh, and please confirm the vegan meal, OK? 402 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:47,204 'Cause last time they actually gave it to a vegan, 403 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:48,879 and they, uh... forced me to eat 404 00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:51,377 this clammy, warm, creamy salad thing, which was... 405 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,433 Hey, I'm... Why aren't you taking notes? 406 00:19:53,558 --> 00:19:55,795 I'm sorry, were you not in that room? 407 00:19:55,927 --> 00:19:57,236 What? What? 408 00:19:58,663 --> 00:20:01,052 Oh! The thing you said about being promoted? 409 00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:03,108 Genius! Genius. He completely fell for it. 410 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:04,446 I was serious. 411 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:07,319 I'm looking at a $250,000 fine and five years in jail. 412 00:20:07,472 --> 00:20:08,618 That changes things. 413 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:12,668 - Promote you to editor? No, no way. - Then I quit, and you're screwed. 414 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:13,859 Bye-bye, Margaret. 415 00:20:13,944 --> 00:20:15,352 - Andrew! - It really has been 416 00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:18,708 - a little slice of heaven. - Andrew, Andrew! Fine, fine. 417 00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:22,039 I'll make you editor. Fine. 418 00:20:22,153 --> 00:20:25,601 If you do the Alaska weekend and the immigration interview, 419 00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:28,573 I will make you editor. Happy? 420 00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,029 - And not in two years. Right away. - Fine. 421 00:20:31,162 --> 00:20:32,592 And you'll publish my manuscript. 422 00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:35,808 Ten thousand copy first... 423 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,394 Twenty thousand copies, first run. 424 00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:39,357 And we'll tell my family about our engagement 425 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,032 when I want and how I want. 426 00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:43,343 Now, ask me nicely. 427 00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:44,588 "Ask you nicely" what? 428 00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:48,288 Ask me nicely to marry you, Margaret. 429 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,385 - What does that mean? - You heard me. On your knee. 430 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:03,643 Fine. 431 00:21:05,730 --> 00:21:07,585 (honking) 432 00:21:12,103 --> 00:21:14,340 - Does this work for you? - Oh, I like this. Yeah. 433 00:21:14,472 --> 00:21:16,545 - Will you marry me? - No. 434 00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:18,170 Say it like you mean it. 435 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,032 (clears throat) 436 00:21:21,379 --> 00:21:24,128 - Andrew? - Yes, Margaret? 437 00:21:24,282 --> 00:21:27,249 - Sweet Andrew? - I'm listening. 438 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:30,289 Would you please, with cherries on top, marry me? 439 00:21:33,024 --> 00:21:35,577 OK. I don't appreciate the sarcasm, but I'll do it. 440 00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:38,247 - See you at the airport tomorrow. - Good. 441 00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:54,625 So, these are the questions that INS is gonna ask us. 442 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,683 Now, the good news is is I know everything about you, 443 00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,475 but the bad news is that you have four days 444 00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:04,189 to learn all this about me. So, you should... probably get studying. 445 00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:10,130 You know all the answers to these questions about me? 446 00:22:10,261 --> 00:22:12,204 - Scary, isn't it? - (Margaret) A little bit. 447 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,631 - What am I allergic to? - Pine nuts. 448 00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:16,621 And the full spectrum of human emotion. 449 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:18,623 Oh, thats... that was funny. (chuckles) 450 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,462 - Mmm-hmm. - Umm... 451 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:23,322 Here's a good one. Do I have any scars? 452 00:22:23,475 --> 00:22:25,298 I'm pretty sure that you have a tattoo. 453 00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:27,003 Oh, you're pretty sure? 454 00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:29,381 I'm pretty sure. Two years ago, your dermatologist called 455 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,368 and asked about a Q-switched laser. 456 00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:32,978 I of course Googled a Q-switched laser 457 00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:35,288 and found that they in fact do remove tattoos. 458 00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:36,914 But you canceled your appointment. 459 00:22:38,557 --> 00:22:40,050 So what is it? Tribal ink? 460 00:22:40,158 --> 00:22:42,013 Japanese calligraphy? Barbed wire? 461 00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:44,844 You know, its exciting for me to experience you like this. 462 00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:47,168 Thank you. You're gonna have to tell me where it is, though. 463 00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:48,705 - No, I'm not. - They're gonna ask. 464 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:51,223 We're done with that question. We're done with that question. 465 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,474 On to another question. Let me see, let me see. 466 00:22:53,605 --> 00:22:56,354 Oh, here's one. Whose place do we stay at, yours or mine? 467 00:22:56,508 --> 00:22:57,850 Thats easy. Mine. 468 00:22:57,942 --> 00:22:59,732 And why wouldn't we stay at mine? 469 00:22:59,844 --> 00:23:02,233 Because I live at Central Park West. 470 00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:05,195 And you probably live at some squalid little studio apartment 471 00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:08,197 with stacks of yellowed Penguin Classics. 472 00:23:08,353 --> 00:23:11,201 (woman on PA) Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts. 473 00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:13,844 We are beginning our descent into Juneau. 474 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,650 Juneau? I thought we were going to Sitka. 475 00:23:16,995 --> 00:23:20,857 - We are. - How are we getting to Sitka? 476 00:23:21,065 --> 00:23:23,072 - (rumbling) - (rattling) 477 00:23:25,102 --> 00:23:26,150 Whoa. 478 00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:53,328 All right. Here we go. 479 00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:57,755 - Oh, there he is! - Andrew! 480 00:23:57,870 --> 00:24:00,936 - (woman shouting) - (laughter) 481 00:24:04,709 --> 00:24:06,302 Hi. Right this way... 482 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:11,671 - Hi! - Oh... 483 00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:14,271 - Its so good to see you! - You're suffocating him, Grace. 484 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:16,242 - Come here. - Hey, Gammy. 485 00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:19,005 Ah, Gammy. How are you doing? Where's Dad? 486 00:24:19,156 --> 00:24:21,743 Oh, you know your father. He's always working. 487 00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:24,163 Never mind about him. Where's your girl? 488 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,662 Uh, she's... right there. 489 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,325 - (Gammy) Ah. - (Andrew) There she is. 490 00:24:28,434 --> 00:24:31,281 I guess the word "girl" is inappropriate. 491 00:24:31,437 --> 00:24:32,713 Annie. 492 00:24:33,872 --> 00:24:34,854 - Hi! - (Margaret) Hello. 493 00:24:34,939 --> 00:24:36,630 - Margaret, this is my mom. - Oh, hello. 494 00:24:36,741 --> 00:24:39,076 Yeah, great. This is my gammy, Annie. 495 00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:42,177 - Pleasure. - Well, hello there. 496 00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:47,138 Now, do you prefer being called Margaret or Satan's Mistress? 497 00:24:47,386 --> 00:24:49,173 We've heard it both ways. 498 00:24:49,287 --> 00:24:51,011 (Gammy) Actually we've heard it lots of ways. 499 00:24:51,122 --> 00:24:52,648 She's kidding. 500 00:24:52,757 --> 00:24:55,125 - Oh! Oh... OK. - (chuckling) 501 00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:56,667 Thank you so much for... 502 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,386 allowing me to be a part of this weekend. 503 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:01,563 Oh, you're welcome. We're thrilled to have you. 504 00:25:01,733 --> 00:25:03,391 Lets get you two back to the fort. 505 00:25:03,501 --> 00:25:05,541 - OK. - (Gammy) Oh... 506 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:08,572 - Its so good to see you. - (grunts) There we are. 507 00:25:42,574 --> 00:25:43,784 (Margaret whispers) Andrew... 508 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:47,191 (slightly louder) Andrew. Andrew! 509 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:51,701 (yelps) Please, don't do that. 510 00:25:51,849 --> 00:25:54,883 You didn't tell me about all the family businesses, honey. 511 00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:58,119 He was probably just being modest, dear. 512 00:25:58,289 --> 00:25:59,718 Oh. 513 00:26:07,230 --> 00:26:10,231 What are we doing? Shouldn't we check into our hotel right now? 514 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,702 Oh, we canceled your reservation. 515 00:26:12,837 --> 00:26:14,211 Family doesn't stay at a hotel. 516 00:26:14,305 --> 00:26:15,930 You're gonna stay in our home. 517 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,950 Oh, great! Great. 518 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:19,418 - What? - (grunts) God. 519 00:26:19,511 --> 00:26:21,616 You're gonna wanna use your legs to lift that one. 520 00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:24,463 Andrew! Help her with those. 521 00:26:24,616 --> 00:26:27,006 I'd love to, but she won't let me do anything. 522 00:26:27,152 --> 00:26:30,501 She insists on doing it all herself. She's one of those... she's a feminist. 523 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,653 (grunts) 524 00:26:39,865 --> 00:26:41,042 Come on, sweetie. 525 00:26:42,567 --> 00:26:45,054 (Gammy) You see the shoes that broad was wearing? 526 00:26:54,712 --> 00:26:55,792 This is the last of 'em. 527 00:26:57,415 --> 00:26:58,626 - Oh! - Ooh. 528 00:26:58,717 --> 00:27:01,749 - (Andrew) Five second rule. - Got it! 529 00:27:01,918 --> 00:27:04,156 That will dry right off. 530 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,428 Psst! Psst! I'm not getting on that boat. 531 00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:08,346 You don't have to. See you in a few days. 532 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,598 Psst! You know I can't swim. 533 00:27:10,729 --> 00:27:13,119 Hence, the boat. 534 00:27:20,205 --> 00:27:21,547 Come on. 535 00:27:26,110 --> 00:27:27,998 (Andrew) Come on. Here we go. 536 00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:37,918 Looking good, boss. Take your time, though. 537 00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:40,064 Shh. 538 00:27:44,863 --> 00:27:46,966 She comes with a lot of baggage. 539 00:27:47,098 --> 00:27:48,375 Just gonna give you a little hand here. 540 00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:53,215 Hand off ass! Off ass! 541 00:27:55,907 --> 00:27:58,875 There you go. You're there. 542 00:28:03,281 --> 00:28:07,144 Congratulations. I'm a hundred years old now. 543 00:28:07,351 --> 00:28:09,555 (boat engine starting) 544 00:28:33,678 --> 00:28:35,719 (Grace) Here we are. We're home. 545 00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:40,124 That is your home? 546 00:28:41,519 --> 00:28:43,559 Who are you people? 547 00:28:58,002 --> 00:28:59,464 (Margaret) Why did you tell me you were poor? 548 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:02,287 - (Andrew) I never said I was poor. - But you never told me you were rich. 549 00:29:02,439 --> 00:29:04,545 I'm not rich. My parents are rich. 550 00:29:04,675 --> 00:29:07,009 OK, you know what? Thats something only rich people say. 551 00:29:07,145 --> 00:29:08,607 (woman) Hey, Andrew! Welcome home! 552 00:29:08,714 --> 00:29:11,331 Hi! Mom, what is this? 553 00:29:11,482 --> 00:29:14,002 Nothing. Its just a little welcoming party. 554 00:29:14,151 --> 00:29:15,330 Is that a crime? 555 00:29:15,419 --> 00:29:17,460 Just 50 of our closest friends and neighbors. 556 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,180 And all excited to meet you. 557 00:29:19,290 --> 00:29:21,527 - Oh, good. Good. - Come on. Come on. 558 00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:23,863 - A party? - Yeah, I guess so. 559 00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:26,515 Come on. Lets go. My grandma's moving faster than you. 560 00:29:28,232 --> 00:29:29,574 Put your back into it. 561 00:29:32,337 --> 00:29:33,580 (* Michael Bublé: I've Got You Under My Skin) 562 00:29:33,671 --> 00:29:35,165 - (indistinct chatter) - (laughter) 563 00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:37,379 (woman) So nice to meet you, Margaret. Welcome to Sitka. 564 00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:39,418 Jill? Hi. Nice to meet you. My pleasure. 565 00:29:39,544 --> 00:29:42,578 Why didn't you tell me you were some kind of Alaskan Kennedy? 566 00:29:42,747 --> 00:29:43,761 How could I? 567 00:29:43,847 --> 00:29:47,197 We were in the middle of talking about you for the last three years. 568 00:29:47,385 --> 00:29:49,010 OK, know what? Timeout, OK? 569 00:29:49,119 --> 00:29:50,778 This bickering Bickerson thing has got to stop. 570 00:29:50,889 --> 00:29:52,798 People need to think that we are in love. So lets just... 571 00:29:52,924 --> 00:29:54,386 That, thats no problem. I can do that. 572 00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:57,242 I can pretend to be the doting fiancé. Thats easy. 573 00:29:57,395 --> 00:29:58,803 But for you, its going to require 574 00:29:58,896 --> 00:30:01,198 that you stop snacking on children while they dream. 575 00:30:01,332 --> 00:30:03,917 Very funny. When are you going to tell them we're engaged? 576 00:30:04,067 --> 00:30:05,377 I'll pick the right moment. 577 00:30:05,468 --> 00:30:09,178 Hey, Andrew. Hi! 578 00:30:09,373 --> 00:30:11,892 Mrs. McKittrick. How are you? Nice to see you. 579 00:30:12,042 --> 00:30:13,953 Nice to see you, Mr. McKittrick. This is Margaret. 580 00:30:14,078 --> 00:30:15,867 - Hi. Pleasure. - Margaret! 581 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:17,322 Hi, how are you? Pleasure. 582 00:30:17,415 --> 00:30:20,676 So I always wanted to know, what does a book editor do? 583 00:30:20,852 --> 00:30:22,860 (man) Thats a great question, Louise. 584 00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:25,289 I'm curious to know the answer myself. 585 00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:28,149 - Hello, Dad. - Son. 586 00:30:29,026 --> 00:30:30,488 This must be Maggie. 587 00:30:30,595 --> 00:30:32,156 Uh, Margaret. 588 00:30:32,264 --> 00:30:35,580 - Joe. Pleasure to meet you. - Pleasure's mine. 589 00:30:35,766 --> 00:30:39,214 So why don't you tell us exactly what a book editor does. 590 00:30:39,403 --> 00:30:42,719 Besides taking writers out to lunch and getting bombed. 591 00:30:42,907 --> 00:30:45,176 (Louise) Now that sounds like fun. 592 00:30:45,309 --> 00:30:47,033 No wonder you like being an editor. 593 00:30:47,144 --> 00:30:50,242 No, Louise. Andrew's not an editor, he's an editor's assistant. 594 00:30:50,413 --> 00:30:52,803 Maggie here is the editor. 595 00:30:52,950 --> 00:30:54,444 Margaret. 596 00:30:54,552 --> 00:30:57,900 - So you're actually... - Andrew's boss. Yeah. 597 00:30:58,089 --> 00:30:59,649 Well. How about that. 598 00:30:59,757 --> 00:31:01,066 (Louise) Huh. 599 00:31:01,159 --> 00:31:03,068 I think I'll get a refill. 600 00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:06,638 Charming. 601 00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:13,435 Thats a hell of a first impression, Dad. 602 00:31:13,604 --> 00:31:15,579 What the hell, Andrew? 603 00:31:15,706 --> 00:31:18,358 You show up here after all this time with this woman you hated 604 00:31:18,509 --> 00:31:19,786 - and now she's your girlfriend? - We just got here. 605 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:21,121 Can we wait two seconds 606 00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:22,585 before we throw the kitchen sink at each other? 607 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,780 Just never figured you for a guy who slept his way to the middle. 608 00:31:25,951 --> 00:31:27,576 Actually, I'll have you know that that woman in there 609 00:31:27,686 --> 00:31:29,246 is one of the most respected editors in town. 610 00:31:29,353 --> 00:31:30,401 She's your meal ticket, 611 00:31:30,489 --> 00:31:31,895 and you brought her home to meet your mother. 612 00:31:31,989 --> 00:31:36,179 She's not my meal ticket, Dad. She's my fiancée. 613 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:38,850 - What'd you say? - You heard me. 614 00:31:38,996 --> 00:31:40,719 I'm getting married. 615 00:31:44,367 --> 00:31:46,190 - How are you? - Good, good. Thank you. 616 00:31:46,305 --> 00:31:47,580 Would you care for some hors ïoeuvres? 617 00:31:47,672 --> 00:31:48,916 No, I'm fine. Thank you very much. 618 00:31:49,006 --> 00:31:50,283 Its a tradition. 619 00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:51,967 Its the texture. I'm not a fish person. 620 00:31:52,075 --> 00:31:54,378 - You'll like it. - You're very sweet. 621 00:31:54,512 --> 00:31:57,000 I think if you'll just taste it. 622 00:31:57,148 --> 00:31:58,490 (muffled) Thank you so much. 623 00:32:02,386 --> 00:32:03,467 (Andrew) Ladies and gentlemen... 624 00:32:03,555 --> 00:32:05,944 I have a very important announcement to make. 625 00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:07,617 Margaret and I are getting married. 626 00:32:07,726 --> 00:32:08,935 Its the paprika. 627 00:32:09,026 --> 00:32:10,335 So sorry. 628 00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:13,111 Thats OK. Its wash-and-wear. 629 00:32:15,065 --> 00:32:17,935 (Andrew) Yep. Honey? Where you at? 630 00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:20,515 Here it is. 631 00:32:23,541 --> 00:32:25,166 Come on down here, pumpkin. 632 00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:27,000 - (Andrew) All right. - OK. 633 00:32:27,111 --> 00:32:29,566 Oh, look at her. Look at her. 634 00:32:29,715 --> 00:32:30,827 (clapping) 635 00:32:30,915 --> 00:32:33,249 Right there, ladies and gentlemen. There she is. 636 00:32:33,384 --> 00:32:35,719 (woman) Congratulations, Andrew. 637 00:32:35,853 --> 00:32:36,836 Thank you. 638 00:32:36,922 --> 00:32:38,709 Thank you very much. 639 00:32:38,823 --> 00:32:41,279 - (woman) Time to celebrate. - (woman 640 00:32:44,363 --> 00:32:45,922 So that was your idea of the perfect time 641 00:32:46,029 --> 00:32:47,175 - to tell them we're engaged? - Mmm. 642 00:32:47,264 --> 00:32:48,857 'Cause it was brilliant. Brilliant timing. 643 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,854 Andrew. Hi. 644 00:32:50,968 --> 00:32:54,743 Done? Oh, my God. Hey, hi. Wow. 645 00:32:54,938 --> 00:32:57,273 How you doing? I didn't know that you were gonna be here. 646 00:32:57,409 --> 00:33:00,540 Your mom probably wanted it to be a surprise. So... surprise. 647 00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:03,100 - Right. - And... 648 00:33:03,247 --> 00:33:06,063 ...we're being completely rude. Hi. 649 00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:09,283 - (Andrew) Oh, God. This is my ex... - Hi. I'm Gertrude. 650 00:33:09,453 --> 00:33:11,787 - Oh! Oh, wow. Wow! - You can call me Gert. 651 00:33:11,922 --> 00:33:14,027 Well, congratulations, you guys. 652 00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:15,533 - Thank you. - Thank you. 653 00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:17,087 So did I miss the story? 654 00:33:17,962 --> 00:33:19,074 - What story? - What story? 655 00:33:19,162 --> 00:33:20,854 About how you proposed. 656 00:33:20,965 --> 00:33:25,121 Oh! How a man proposes says a lot about his character. 657 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:27,310 - Yes. - Yes, it does. 658 00:33:27,437 --> 00:33:29,959 I actually would love to hear the story, Andrew. 659 00:33:30,108 --> 00:33:31,188 Would you tell us? 660 00:33:31,277 --> 00:33:33,512 - (man) Yeah. - (crowd murmurs) Yeah. 661 00:33:33,644 --> 00:33:35,434 - (giggling) - (Andrew) You know what? 662 00:33:35,547 --> 00:33:39,377 Actually, Margaret loves telling this story... 663 00:33:39,584 --> 00:33:42,038 so I'm just gonna let her go ahead and do that. 664 00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:44,291 'Cause I think we should just sit in rapture. 665 00:33:44,422 --> 00:33:47,586 Huh! Wow, OK. 666 00:33:47,758 --> 00:33:51,436 Wow, where to begin... this story. 667 00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:54,500 Well... um, wow. 668 00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:56,639 Mmm... yeah. 669 00:33:56,766 --> 00:34:01,437 OK, well, um, Andrew and I... 670 00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:04,323 Andrew and I were about to celebrate 671 00:34:04,475 --> 00:34:06,963 - our first anniversary together. - (all) Aw... 672 00:34:07,111 --> 00:34:09,828 And I knew that he'd been itching to ask me to marry him. 673 00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:13,046 And he was scared. Like a little tiny bird. 674 00:34:13,216 --> 00:34:15,519 So I started leaving him little hints here and there... 675 00:34:15,653 --> 00:34:18,304 ...because I knew he wouldn't have the guts to ask, but... 676 00:34:18,456 --> 00:34:21,174 Thats not exactly how it happened. 677 00:34:21,326 --> 00:34:22,755 - No? Hmm. - No. No. 678 00:34:22,861 --> 00:34:25,317 I mean, I picked up on all her little hints. 679 00:34:25,464 --> 00:34:27,405 This woman's about as subtle as a gun. 680 00:34:27,531 --> 00:34:29,669 - (all laugh) - (Andrew) Yeah. 681 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,077 What I was worried about was 682 00:34:31,168 --> 00:34:32,958 that she might find this little box... 683 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,972 Oh! The decoupage box that he made 684 00:34:36,140 --> 00:34:38,213 where he'd taken the time to cut out 685 00:34:38,342 --> 00:34:40,994 tiny, little pictures of himself. Yes. 686 00:34:41,146 --> 00:34:44,691 Just pasted all over the box. Oh! So beautiful. 687 00:34:44,882 --> 00:34:47,217 So I opened that beautiful, little decoupage 688 00:34:47,351 --> 00:34:51,060 and out fluttered these tiny, little hand-cut heart confettis. 689 00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:55,183 And once they cleared, I looked down, and I saw... 690 00:34:55,393 --> 00:34:57,946 ...the most beautiful, big... 691 00:34:58,095 --> 00:34:59,556 ...fat nothing. 692 00:34:59,663 --> 00:35:00,973 No ring. 693 00:35:01,065 --> 00:35:02,593 - No ring? - What? 694 00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:05,569 No. But inside that box... 695 00:35:05,737 --> 00:35:07,329 ...underneath all that crap... 696 00:35:07,437 --> 00:35:09,609 ...there was a little handwritten note... 697 00:35:09,741 --> 00:35:13,123 with the address to a hotel, date, and time. 698 00:35:13,310 --> 00:35:14,936 Real Humphrey Bogart-type stuff. 699 00:35:15,046 --> 00:35:16,354 (man) Yeah. 700 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,204 - Masculine. - (grunts) 701 00:35:18,316 --> 00:35:20,103 Anyway, naturally, Margaret thought... 702 00:35:20,216 --> 00:35:21,711 I thought he was seeing someone else. 703 00:35:21,819 --> 00:35:23,859 - (crowd murmurs) - It was a terrible time for me, 704 00:35:23,988 --> 00:35:26,258 but I went to that hotel anyway. 705 00:35:26,391 --> 00:35:28,397 I went there and I pounded on the door, 706 00:35:28,525 --> 00:35:30,282 but the door was already unlocked. 707 00:35:30,394 --> 00:35:34,104 And as swung open that door, there he was... 708 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:35,760 - Standing. - Kneeling. 709 00:35:35,866 --> 00:35:37,360 - Like a man. - On a bed of rose petals, 710 00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:40,784 in a tuxedo. Your son. Your son. 711 00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:44,386 And he was choking back soft, soft sobs. 712 00:35:44,574 --> 00:35:47,707 And when he held back the tears and finally caught his breath, 713 00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:48,893 he said to me... 714 00:35:48,979 --> 00:35:49,994 "Margaret, will you marry me?" 715 00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:53,276 And she said, "Yep." The end. Who's hungry? 716 00:35:54,585 --> 00:35:55,698 (crowd cooing) 717 00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:58,340 That is quite a story. 718 00:35:58,489 --> 00:36:00,311 - (Gammy) Oh, Andy! - Gorgeous. 719 00:36:00,425 --> 00:36:02,759 You are so sensitive. 720 00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:06,530 Hand-cut confetti? (laughs) 721 00:36:06,697 --> 00:36:09,414 Hey! Lets see a kiss from you two cuties. 722 00:36:09,566 --> 00:36:10,614 (man) Give her a kiss! 723 00:36:10,701 --> 00:36:12,677 - No. Come on. - Oh, yeah. 724 00:36:12,804 --> 00:36:13,785 - Come on! - (all cheering) 725 00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:15,365 OK, all right. 726 00:36:15,472 --> 00:36:17,261 OK. Here we go. Ready? 727 00:36:18,976 --> 00:36:23,067 What is this? Kiss her on the mouth like you mean it. 728 00:36:23,279 --> 00:36:26,727 - Kiss her. Kiss her! - (all chanting) Kiss her! 729 00:36:26,917 --> 00:36:30,658 Kiss her! Kiss her! Kiss her! Kiss her! 730 00:36:30,854 --> 00:36:32,415 OK! 731 00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:34,672 - OK. All right. - OK. 732 00:36:34,758 --> 00:36:36,832 - Here we go. - Mmm-hmm. OK. 733 00:36:38,628 --> 00:36:40,352 - Oh! - (chuckles) 734 00:36:40,465 --> 00:36:42,985 Andy! Give her a real kiss! 735 00:36:43,133 --> 00:36:45,686 - (chuckling) Gammy. - A real one! 736 00:36:45,836 --> 00:36:47,298 - (woman) Yeah. - (woman 737 00:36:47,404 --> 00:36:48,997 Why don't we just do it? Lets just do it really fast. 738 00:36:50,074 --> 00:36:52,561 - (both) Mmmm. - (cheering) 739 00:36:52,709 --> 00:36:55,524 - Mmm. - Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 740 00:36:55,679 --> 00:36:57,752 - (muffled) OK. - Mmm. 741 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:07,637 Hmm. 742 00:37:09,425 --> 00:37:11,598 I'm so happy for you two! 743 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:14,959 So happy! So happy! 744 00:37:15,133 --> 00:37:16,920 (woman) Lets get the champagne! 745 00:37:17,935 --> 00:37:19,790 So here we are. 746 00:37:21,706 --> 00:37:23,365 This is your bedroom. 747 00:37:24,674 --> 00:37:30,392 Wow. Wow, this is, um... beautiful. And the view. 748 00:37:30,682 --> 00:37:32,405 And here's the bed. 749 00:37:32,516 --> 00:37:35,200 Wow! Exquisite bed. Exquisite. 750 00:37:35,353 --> 00:37:38,200 So... where is Andrew's room? 751 00:37:38,356 --> 00:37:40,210 Oh, sweetie, we're not under any illusions 752 00:37:40,325 --> 00:37:43,074 that you two don't sleep in the same bed. 753 00:37:43,228 --> 00:37:45,399 (laughing) He'll sleep in here with you. 754 00:37:45,529 --> 00:37:47,798 Oh, great, 'cause we love to snuggle. 755 00:37:47,931 --> 00:37:49,785 - Don't we, honey. - We're huge snugglers. 756 00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:52,039 - (barking) - Oh, my God. What is it? 757 00:37:52,170 --> 00:37:55,911 - Calm down, Kevin. - Whoa! You are cute. 758 00:37:56,106 --> 00:37:57,632 Who is this? 759 00:37:57,740 --> 00:38:01,189 - Thats Kevin. I'm sorry, Margaret. - So cute. 760 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:03,353 We just rescued him from the pound, 761 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,390 and he's still in training. Sorry. 762 00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:07,404 Just be sure you don't let him outside, 763 00:38:07,518 --> 00:38:09,242 or the eagles will snatch him. 764 00:38:09,354 --> 00:38:11,141 No, don't you listen to her. 765 00:38:11,255 --> 00:38:12,979 She's just pulling your leg, isn't she? 766 00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:16,287 By the way, there are extra towels and linens and things 767 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:17,475 in here if you need them. 768 00:38:17,561 --> 00:38:19,317 (Gammy) And if you get chilly tonight... 769 00:38:19,430 --> 00:38:21,023 ...use this. 770 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:22,789 It has special powers. 771 00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:25,769 Oh, what kind of special powers? 772 00:38:25,936 --> 00:38:27,496 I call it the Baby Maker. 773 00:38:27,604 --> 00:38:29,612 OK, well. Then I guess we... 774 00:38:29,741 --> 00:38:31,202 ...gonna be super careful with that one. 775 00:38:31,308 --> 00:38:33,348 - Yeah, I'm just gonna... - Don't throw it on the bed. 776 00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:35,364 We'd better turn in. Its been quite an evening. 777 00:38:35,479 --> 00:38:37,138 So good night, everybody. 778 00:38:37,247 --> 00:38:38,491 - Good night. - Good night. 779 00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:41,451 - Good night. - Good night, Gammy. 780 00:38:43,121 --> 00:38:44,713 - (chuckling) Good night. - (Margaret) Good night. 781 00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:49,433 - (Gammy) Good night. - Good night, Gammy. 782 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:50,935 Thank you so much. Sweet dreams. 783 00:38:51,028 --> 00:38:52,654 - Bye-bye, now. - Bye. 784 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:58,714 (Margaret) So, uh... you haven't been home in a while. 785 00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:02,034 I haven't had a lot of vacation time the last three years. 786 00:39:02,206 --> 00:39:04,310 Stop complaining. 787 00:39:06,810 --> 00:39:09,810 Um... Don't look, OK? 788 00:39:10,815 --> 00:39:12,025 OK. 789 00:39:13,317 --> 00:39:14,495 Are your eyes closed? 790 00:39:14,586 --> 00:39:15,830 Completely. 791 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:19,148 - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure. 792 00:39:27,931 --> 00:39:31,477 Those are the pajamas you decided to bring to Alaska. 793 00:39:31,669 --> 00:39:34,985 Yes, because I was supposed to be in a hotel alone. 794 00:39:35,172 --> 00:39:38,041 - Remember? - Can we just go to sleep? 795 00:39:38,208 --> 00:39:40,184 - Fine. - Great. 796 00:39:48,352 --> 00:39:50,588 (exhales, clears throat) 797 00:40:09,973 --> 00:40:12,078 Well. (clears throat) 798 00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:13,419 Looks like I won't be getting much sleep 799 00:40:13,510 --> 00:40:15,931 with the sun streaming in. 800 00:40:22,419 --> 00:40:23,847 Thank you. 801 00:40:39,070 --> 00:40:40,858 (phone ringing) 802 00:40:45,175 --> 00:40:46,998 (Margaret) Andrew. Phone. 803 00:40:47,612 --> 00:40:50,459 Andrew! 804 00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:52,916 Crap. Andrew, Andrew, phone. 805 00:40:53,050 --> 00:40:54,360 Andrew! 806 00:40:54,451 --> 00:40:56,306 Yeah... right. 807 00:41:00,023 --> 00:41:03,406 - Andrew, where is it? - Purse, side pocket. 808 00:41:04,828 --> 00:41:07,031 - (thumping) - (grunting) 809 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:12,013 Hello. Hello? Hello. 810 00:41:12,203 --> 00:41:13,992 Frank! Frank, darling. 811 00:41:14,105 --> 00:41:15,119 Darling, Frank. 812 00:41:15,205 --> 00:41:17,409 Are you there? Hello? Hello? Oh, crap. 813 00:41:17,540 --> 00:41:20,858 I have horrible service, Frank. Give me just one minute. 814 00:41:21,044 --> 00:41:22,735 Oh, my God! Margaret! 815 00:41:22,846 --> 00:41:25,301 (whispering) One... one minute. Frank, hold on just a second. 816 00:41:25,448 --> 00:41:26,431 Frank, hold on. No, no, no, no. 817 00:41:26,517 --> 00:41:27,565 (door shuts) 818 00:41:27,652 --> 00:41:30,269 Frank. Frank, I'm sorry you feel 819 00:41:30,419 --> 00:41:32,973 I pressured you into doing Oprah, but... 820 00:41:33,124 --> 00:41:36,440 Of course I want you to be happy. Yes, yes. 821 00:41:36,628 --> 00:41:42,224 Frank. Frank. Frank, darling. Frank? Its going to be fine. 822 00:41:42,499 --> 00:41:44,540 I can just call them and I can cancel. 823 00:41:46,035 --> 00:41:47,530 (panting) 824 00:41:49,274 --> 00:41:51,641 (Margaret) You are... you are so right, Frank. 825 00:41:51,775 --> 00:41:53,815 Yes, Frank, of course I'm listening to you. 826 00:41:53,944 --> 00:41:55,537 Yeah... yes. 827 00:41:55,646 --> 00:41:57,173 I love listening to you, Frank. 828 00:41:57,282 --> 00:42:00,697 - (yapping) - Shh! Sit. Sit. 829 00:42:02,185 --> 00:42:03,265 No, not you, Frank. 830 00:42:03,353 --> 00:42:05,077 - No, no. - (barking) 831 00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:06,846 Frank, if I may get down to it, OK... 832 00:42:06,957 --> 00:42:10,339 I think it would be a mistake to back out. 833 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:13,594 - Because, Frank, for so many years... - (eagle screeching) 834 00:42:13,764 --> 00:42:17,080 ...you have inspired me with your beautiful words, and I feel that... 835 00:42:17,267 --> 00:42:18,828 Shh! Dog, I'm on the phone. 836 00:42:18,936 --> 00:42:21,718 I think its time that the world get to enjoy your words as well. 837 00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:23,334 They are just so rich 838 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:24,520 - with... passion... - (dog barking) 839 00:42:24,608 --> 00:42:29,081 And I think that we should all be privy to. 840 00:42:29,314 --> 00:42:30,940 - Frank, I just, uh... - (screeching) 841 00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:32,575 I just, uh, want you to be happy, Frank. 842 00:42:32,683 --> 00:42:35,073 Give me that dog! 843 00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:37,553 Frank, hold on a second. Can you hold a second? 844 00:42:37,689 --> 00:42:38,671 Give me that dog! 845 00:42:40,424 --> 00:42:41,886 Come on! Come on, come on, come on. 846 00:42:41,992 --> 00:42:44,163 - Come on! Come on! Oh, oh... - (squeaking) 847 00:42:44,294 --> 00:42:46,717 Oh, oh! Oh, oh. OK! OK, gotcha. 848 00:42:46,864 --> 00:42:48,619 Frank, Frank. 849 00:42:48,731 --> 00:42:49,877 Frank? So sorry, so sorry. 850 00:42:49,967 --> 00:42:52,967 So sorry. I dropped the phone. Now, listen, Frank. 851 00:42:53,136 --> 00:42:55,754 I don't want to sell you on anything, 852 00:42:55,906 --> 00:42:57,629 but this is your legacy, this book. 853 00:42:57,741 --> 00:42:59,084 And I think its up to you to 854 00:42:59,176 --> 00:43:00,158 present your legacy to the world. 855 00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:03,309 And call me tomorrow with your decision. 856 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,138 And my phone is on all the time! OK, bye-bye. 857 00:43:05,247 --> 00:43:06,230 No! Wait! 858 00:43:07,018 --> 00:43:09,571 No! No! N-n-n... no. No 859 00:43:09,721 --> 00:43:11,182 Take the doggy. Look at the doggy. 860 00:43:11,288 --> 00:43:13,111 I need that phone. Take the dog. 861 00:43:13,224 --> 00:43:14,630 Take the dog. I need that phone! 862 00:43:14,726 --> 00:43:17,890 Here. Take the dog. Take the dog. Take it. Take it. 863 00:43:18,061 --> 00:43:19,970 (Grace) Look at this. 864 00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:21,243 (both laughing) 865 00:43:21,331 --> 00:43:23,949 - Is that cute or what? - I know. 866 00:43:26,068 --> 00:43:28,687 Morning, guys. Have you seen... daah. 867 00:43:28,839 --> 00:43:31,839 She's playing with Kevin. We thought she didn't like him. 868 00:43:32,010 --> 00:43:32,992 Will you go get her, Andy? 869 00:43:33,077 --> 00:43:34,963 We have a whole day planned for her, 870 00:43:35,078 --> 00:43:36,934 and she needs to get ready. 871 00:43:37,047 --> 00:43:39,218 Yeah. Tell her we have a big surprise for her. 872 00:43:39,350 --> 00:43:40,911 Mmm. 873 00:43:43,553 --> 00:43:46,400 Look! Give me my phone. Come on. Please, just give me my phone. 874 00:43:46,556 --> 00:43:49,076 - Come on. Right here. - What the hell are you doing? 875 00:43:49,227 --> 00:43:52,096 Oh, my God. Your grandmother was completely right. 876 00:43:52,262 --> 00:43:53,986 The eagle came and tried to take the dog. 877 00:43:54,098 --> 00:43:57,413 But then I saved him. Then it came back, and it took my phone. 878 00:43:57,601 --> 00:43:59,870 - Are you drunk? - What? No! I'm serious. 879 00:44:00,003 --> 00:44:02,371 He's got my phone, and Frank's calling me on that phone. 880 00:44:02,507 --> 00:44:03,783 Relax, all right? 881 00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:06,809 We'll order another phone, same number. We'll go into town tomorrow and get it. 882 00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:07,992 - Really? - Yeah. 883 00:44:08,078 --> 00:44:12,999 - Oh, OK. All right. Well, you go then. - (barking) 884 00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:15,007 - You have to get ready. - For what? 885 00:44:15,119 --> 00:44:16,493 You're going out with Mom and the girls. 886 00:44:16,586 --> 00:44:19,140 - I don't want to go out. - Shopping, sightseeing. And a surprise. 887 00:44:19,291 --> 00:44:20,696 - I hate shopping. - You'll love it. 888 00:44:20,791 --> 00:44:22,198 - I hate sightseeing. - You're going. 889 00:44:22,293 --> 00:44:23,503 - No, I don't want to go. - You're going. 890 00:44:23,594 --> 00:44:25,154 - I'm not going. I'm not going. - Yes, you are. 891 00:44:25,262 --> 00:44:26,669 Now give me a nice big hug. We don't want them 892 00:44:26,764 --> 00:44:27,843 - to think we're fighting. - I don't want to touch you. 893 00:44:27,932 --> 00:44:29,655 - Come on. Hug time. - No, I don't want to... 894 00:44:29,766 --> 00:44:31,425 - Hug time. - I don't want to... 895 00:44:31,535 --> 00:44:33,226 There we go. 896 00:44:33,336 --> 00:44:35,922 Yeah, thats nice. 897 00:44:36,073 --> 00:44:38,659 Yeah. Thats nice. 898 00:44:38,809 --> 00:44:41,264 There we go. Isn't that nice? 899 00:44:41,411 --> 00:44:42,873 - Mmm-hmm. - (Andrew) Mmm-hmm. 900 00:44:42,980 --> 00:44:44,386 - (Margaret) Mmm. Yeah. - (Andrew) Boop boop boop. 901 00:44:44,482 --> 00:44:46,653 If you touch my ass one more time, 902 00:44:46,783 --> 00:44:48,855 I will cut your balls off in your sleep. OK? 903 00:44:48,985 --> 00:44:50,740 - Yeah. - There you go. 904 00:44:50,854 --> 00:44:53,407 All righty now. So, uh... We clear on that? 905 00:44:53,557 --> 00:44:55,827 - Yeah. - Yeah. Such a good fiancé. 906 00:44:55,959 --> 00:44:57,682 Hmm. Ow. 907 00:45:05,769 --> 00:45:07,329 (splashing) 908 00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:14,306 - (Joe) Jeez. - You want to see me? 909 00:45:14,477 --> 00:45:17,064 Your mom found these eco-balls. 910 00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:19,003 They dissolve in water. 911 00:45:19,116 --> 00:45:20,611 (grunts) 912 00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:23,335 I don't know how she comes up with this stuff. 913 00:45:23,487 --> 00:45:27,284 Anyway, she, uh... is a little peeved. 914 00:45:27,491 --> 00:45:31,320 Apparently, I wasn't the most gracious of hosts last night. 915 00:45:31,528 --> 00:45:32,772 It was a little bit of a shock 916 00:45:32,864 --> 00:45:34,359 to find out that you're getting married... 917 00:45:34,465 --> 00:45:37,563 ...especially when none of us even knew you were dating. 918 00:45:37,734 --> 00:45:42,339 The point is... I owe you an apology. 919 00:45:44,174 --> 00:45:46,247 Accepted. 920 00:45:46,376 --> 00:45:48,994 There's something else. 921 00:45:49,147 --> 00:45:52,823 I've been going over my retirement plans recently, 922 00:45:53,015 --> 00:45:54,477 and it got me thinking. 923 00:45:56,253 --> 00:45:57,715 I've done a lot of things in my life. 924 00:45:57,821 --> 00:46:01,366 Practically built an empire with your mother from the ground up. 925 00:46:01,558 --> 00:46:02,671 It doesn't mean anything unless... 926 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,101 Unless you have someone to leave it to. 927 00:46:04,194 --> 00:46:07,491 - We already discussed this. - I'd like to discuss it again. 928 00:46:07,666 --> 00:46:11,440 You have responsibilities here. 929 00:46:11,636 --> 00:46:13,327 I think I've been more than understanding 930 00:46:13,436 --> 00:46:14,778 about your goofing off in New York. 931 00:46:14,872 --> 00:46:16,463 I need you to quit playing around... 932 00:46:16,573 --> 00:46:17,588 Here we go again. 933 00:46:17,674 --> 00:46:19,879 When are you going to start taking what I do seriously? 934 00:46:20,011 --> 00:46:21,799 When you start acting seriously. 935 00:46:21,913 --> 00:46:24,280 I'm sorry. 936 00:46:24,413 --> 00:46:26,301 I feel sorry for you, Dad. 937 00:46:26,416 --> 00:46:28,837 I wish you had another son. I really do. 938 00:46:28,986 --> 00:46:30,099 One who wanted to stay here. 939 00:46:30,188 --> 00:46:31,878 One who wanted to take over the family business. 940 00:46:31,989 --> 00:46:33,963 One who wanted to marry someone that you approve of, 941 00:46:34,090 --> 00:46:37,287 but its not me. Now, it must seem strange to you, 942 00:46:37,460 --> 00:46:42,195 my life in New York... sitting in an office, reading books. 943 00:46:42,433 --> 00:46:44,921 But it makes me happy. You understand? 944 00:46:48,205 --> 00:46:51,522 If thats what makes you happy, son, I got nothing to say. 945 00:46:51,709 --> 00:46:53,651 Well, thats a first. 946 00:46:53,778 --> 00:46:58,284 You know what? Apology not accepted. Have fun out here. 947 00:47:02,252 --> 00:47:03,234 (sniffs) 948 00:47:11,361 --> 00:47:12,703 (indistinct chatter) 949 00:47:12,796 --> 00:47:14,225 (Grace) There is no way you could leave her at home. 950 00:47:14,331 --> 00:47:16,023 She had to be here. Absolutely. 951 00:47:16,133 --> 00:47:18,075 She's been coming here forever. 952 00:47:18,201 --> 00:47:20,852 I hope you are ready for your big surprise... 953 00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:24,168 ...because this is one of Sitka's greatest treasures. 954 00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:26,513 - Right? - Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. 955 00:47:26,643 --> 00:47:28,366 (* Frankie Goes to Hollywood: Relax) 956 00:47:28,479 --> 00:47:29,886 (Grace) OK, this is the big surprise 957 00:47:29,981 --> 00:47:33,242 I was telling you about. You ready? 958 00:47:33,416 --> 00:47:34,726 (whistling) 959 00:47:34,818 --> 00:47:37,436 (Gammy) Oh, Margaret, you're gonna love it! 960 00:47:39,191 --> 00:47:40,782 (women cheering) 961 00:47:47,064 --> 00:47:49,780 (women screaming) 962 00:48:07,884 --> 00:48:10,088 Ramone's the only exotic dancer on the island. 963 00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:12,358 (Gammy) But we're lucky to have him. 964 00:48:21,264 --> 00:48:22,726 Work it, Ramone! 965 00:48:22,832 --> 00:48:24,240 (woman shouting) 966 00:48:24,335 --> 00:48:28,077 - Wow. - Over here, Ramone! Over here. 967 00:48:28,271 --> 00:48:29,678 (Gammy) Over here, honey. 968 00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:33,330 Show her what she's gonna be missing. 969 00:48:33,443 --> 00:48:34,719 Come, my sexy princess. 970 00:48:34,811 --> 00:48:36,437 - Yeah! - (Margaret) Oh, no. Not necessary. 971 00:48:36,546 --> 00:48:39,296 Its a really nice gesture, but I really need to just... 972 00:48:39,449 --> 00:48:40,628 (Gammy) Go on, Margaret. Get up there! 973 00:48:40,718 --> 00:48:41,732 You come dance. 974 00:48:41,818 --> 00:48:43,247 OK, pluck my eyes out. OK. 975 00:48:43,353 --> 00:48:46,834 - All right. Here we go. - (cheering) 976 00:48:47,023 --> 00:48:48,998 (women) Go, Margaret! Go, Margaret! 977 00:48:49,127 --> 00:48:52,126 - (laughing) - Hey. 978 00:48:52,295 --> 00:48:53,277 Hey... oh. 979 00:48:53,363 --> 00:48:55,600 (Gammy) Give it to her, Ramone! 980 00:48:55,732 --> 00:48:58,120 (cheering louder) 981 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:02,271 (Gert) Go on, Ramone! Give it to her! 982 00:49:10,047 --> 00:49:11,989 (women screaming) 983 00:49:14,784 --> 00:49:16,956 Ooh, thats a move I haven't seen. 984 00:49:19,190 --> 00:49:22,321 - (Gammy) Look at her face! - (all laughing) 985 00:49:22,493 --> 00:49:26,519 (Ramone) Guess who. For you. For you. For you. 986 00:49:26,731 --> 00:49:29,513 - (Gert) Yeah! - (Ramone) Enjoy! 987 00:49:32,903 --> 00:49:37,605 I don't want to touch it. No. OK, OK. Very sweet. 988 00:49:37,841 --> 00:49:38,921 No, no, no, no, no. 989 00:49:41,344 --> 00:49:42,392 Smack him! 990 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,780 - I'm sorry? - Smack his ass. 991 00:49:44,914 --> 00:49:46,802 Smack it. OK. 992 00:49:49,119 --> 00:49:52,414 - Smack him, Margaret! - (woman) Give it to him! 993 00:49:52,588 --> 00:49:55,972 Yeah! Woo! 994 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,883 (Margaret) Can I get down now? 995 00:50:00,463 --> 00:50:01,925 (giggling) 996 00:50:08,671 --> 00:50:11,005 Free. Be free. 997 00:50:18,783 --> 00:50:21,401 Hey! There you are. How are you holding up? 998 00:50:21,551 --> 00:50:25,511 Oh, fine. Fine. Just working on my tan. 999 00:50:25,722 --> 00:50:28,592 Yeah, the Paxtons can be a bit overwhelming at times. 1000 00:50:28,759 --> 00:50:29,839 Yes, yes. 1001 00:50:30,994 --> 00:50:33,034 Its a little different than New York, huh? 1002 00:50:33,164 --> 00:50:36,480 Little bit. Little bit. You ever been? 1003 00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:39,536 No. That was always Andrew's dream, not mine. 1004 00:50:39,702 --> 00:50:41,971 You guys were pretty serious, huh? 1005 00:50:42,104 --> 00:50:44,724 Well, I mean, we dated in high school and all through college, 1006 00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:46,881 but we were kids. 1007 00:50:48,778 --> 00:50:51,167 And you guys called it off because of... 1008 00:50:53,349 --> 00:50:55,585 Well, um... 1009 00:50:55,718 --> 00:51:00,191 the night before we graduated school, he proposed... 1010 00:51:00,424 --> 00:51:01,885 ...and said he wanted to elope 1011 00:51:01,991 --> 00:51:04,642 and run away to New York with me. 1012 00:51:04,794 --> 00:51:07,249 And... 1013 00:51:07,397 --> 00:51:09,186 You said "no." 1014 00:51:09,299 --> 00:51:12,114 And I said "no," yeah. 1015 00:51:12,268 --> 00:51:16,044 I've never been anywhere but here. This is home. 1016 00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:20,843 But anyway... you're a lucky girl. 1017 00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:26,096 He really is the best, which you obviously already know. 1018 00:51:26,350 --> 00:51:30,922 Oh, yep. Yep, very much so, yeah. 1019 00:51:31,156 --> 00:51:34,221 Well, cheers to you guys. 1020 00:51:35,359 --> 00:51:39,156 Oh... Thank you. 1021 00:51:39,363 --> 00:51:41,402 (* MC Hammer: U Can't Touch This playing inside) 1022 00:51:41,531 --> 00:51:43,899 (women shouting) 1023 00:51:44,033 --> 00:51:46,783 Looks like Ramone's wrappin' it up. (laughs) 1024 00:51:47,837 --> 00:51:51,612 Go, Annie! (hoots) 1025 00:51:51,809 --> 00:51:53,783 I've never seen him so... 1026 00:51:53,910 --> 00:51:55,885 - No, he really got down. ...out there. I mean... 1027 00:51:56,012 --> 00:52:00,039 - (Gammy giggling) - He was wonderful. 1028 00:52:00,718 --> 00:52:01,928 Oh, no. 1029 00:52:04,321 --> 00:52:07,135 (* Living Colour: Cult of Personality through headphones) 1030 00:52:07,290 --> 00:52:09,526 (Grace shouting) Andrew! 1031 00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:11,831 Andrew, honey, is everything OK? 1032 00:52:15,431 --> 00:52:17,188 What... Whats he doing? 1033 00:52:17,302 --> 00:52:19,667 Something's up. Its best to leave him alone. 1034 00:52:19,802 --> 00:52:21,013 Come on, honey. 1035 00:52:25,176 --> 00:52:27,116 (man on TV)... Hunts version of that here tonight. 1036 00:52:27,243 --> 00:52:29,829 Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing? I'm watching that. 1037 00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:31,256 Why is Andrew out there 1038 00:52:31,347 --> 00:52:33,649 hollowing out that old stupid canoe again? 1039 00:52:33,783 --> 00:52:36,117 (Joe) Well, maybe he's planning to escape. What? 1040 00:52:36,252 --> 00:52:37,976 I am so tired. 1041 00:52:38,088 --> 00:52:39,844 Think I'm gonna go upstairs, take a shower, 1042 00:52:39,956 --> 00:52:42,061 wash off Ramone's coconut body oil. 1043 00:52:42,193 --> 00:52:43,501 Sure. 1044 00:52:43,593 --> 00:52:45,830 I had a great day today. Thank you. 1045 00:52:48,199 --> 00:52:49,180 What did you do? 1046 00:52:49,265 --> 00:52:51,404 I didn't do anything, I mean... 1047 00:52:51,534 --> 00:52:55,331 I just had a frank conversation with him about his future. 1048 00:52:55,539 --> 00:52:58,059 (Grace) Oh... Well, yeah. Thats a good idea. 1049 00:52:58,208 --> 00:52:59,615 Thats a good idea, Joe, 1050 00:52:59,709 --> 00:53:01,849 because he will never come back home now. 1051 00:53:01,979 --> 00:53:05,426 He is my son. I only get to see him every three years 1052 00:53:05,615 --> 00:53:07,950 because of you. Because of you. 1053 00:53:08,084 --> 00:53:09,099 - (barking) - (Grace) I've had enough. 1054 00:53:09,185 --> 00:53:11,552 - You are gonna be supportive... - Shh! 1055 00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:12,768 ...of him marrying Margaret, and that is that. 1056 00:53:12,854 --> 00:53:15,539 - Shh! Shh! Shh! - (barking continues) 1057 00:53:15,693 --> 00:53:17,187 You know, if we're not careful, 1058 00:53:17,293 --> 00:53:20,074 we are gonna end up in this great big house... 1059 00:53:20,230 --> 00:53:22,271 ...just you and me alone... 1060 00:53:22,398 --> 00:53:24,056 ...you and me and everything that we're angry about, 1061 00:53:24,167 --> 00:53:27,331 and God forbid that they should have a grandchild 1062 00:53:27,504 --> 00:53:29,129 that we never get to see. 1063 00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:33,134 You are going to fix this, Joe. I mean it. Fix it now. 1064 00:53:34,245 --> 00:53:36,154 (clears throat) 1065 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:39,026 (Margaret singing Relax) 1066 00:53:42,686 --> 00:53:45,751 (groans) Where's a towel? 1067 00:53:48,191 --> 00:53:50,776 (music playing through headphones) 1068 00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:52,991 Towel... 1069 00:53:55,064 --> 00:53:58,097 Towel, towel, towel... towel, towel. 1070 00:53:58,267 --> 00:54:00,024 This is all they have for a towel? 1071 00:54:00,136 --> 00:54:02,525 Its ridiculous. I can't get dry. 1072 00:54:02,672 --> 00:54:04,713 (music on headphones continues) 1073 00:54:05,644 --> 00:54:06,657 Hello. 1074 00:54:08,411 --> 00:54:09,459 Hello? 1075 00:54:15,385 --> 00:54:16,662 Oh! 1076 00:54:18,989 --> 00:54:20,451 - (barking) - Oh! Oh. Oh, oh, oh. 1077 00:54:20,557 --> 00:54:21,538 No, no, no, no, no. 1078 00:54:21,625 --> 00:54:23,315 J-j-just... I'm sorry. 1079 00:54:23,426 --> 00:54:25,499 L-l-let me just, let me just get a towel. 1080 00:54:25,629 --> 00:54:27,003 Let me just get a towel. 1081 00:54:27,096 --> 00:54:28,952 (moans) Just... look. 1082 00:54:29,065 --> 00:54:30,657 You need to just... I'm sorry. 1083 00:54:30,766 --> 00:54:32,196 OK, I'm sorry for feeding you to the eagle. 1084 00:54:32,302 --> 00:54:33,709 - (barking) - I'm sorry. 1085 00:54:33,804 --> 00:54:38,179 (barking continues) 1086 00:54:38,408 --> 00:54:39,520 Go away. Go away. 1087 00:54:39,609 --> 00:54:41,781 Go, go. Just let me get a towel. 1088 00:54:41,912 --> 00:54:44,846 Go, go, go... Hold on. 1089 00:54:47,984 --> 00:54:51,149 (hair dryer blowing) 1090 00:54:51,323 --> 00:54:52,947 Yeah. Huh? 1091 00:54:53,056 --> 00:54:55,958 - (whimpering, barking) - How you like that? Huh? 1092 00:54:56,125 --> 00:54:57,980 Take it, take it. Thats right. 1093 00:54:58,095 --> 00:55:00,614 Thats what I'm talking about. You like that? 1094 00:55:02,832 --> 00:55:05,450 Oh. You like it. 1095 00:55:05,602 --> 00:55:07,544 (music continues) 1096 00:55:10,507 --> 00:55:13,354 - Come here. Come to Mama. - (barking) 1097 00:55:13,510 --> 00:55:15,484 Thats right. Get on the carpet. 1098 00:55:15,611 --> 00:55:17,520 Thats a good boy. 1099 00:55:17,647 --> 00:55:21,738 Yes! Thats good, boy! Come on. 1100 00:55:21,952 --> 00:55:23,544 Come on! 1101 00:55:23,654 --> 00:55:25,115 - Oh, oh! - (barking) 1102 00:55:27,190 --> 00:55:28,652 (both gasp) 1103 00:55:28,759 --> 00:55:32,108 - Oh, oh! - What the...? 1104 00:55:32,296 --> 00:55:34,717 - Oh! - Oh, my God! 1105 00:55:34,864 --> 00:55:37,166 - Why are you naked? My God! - Oh, God. Why are you wet? 1106 00:55:37,300 --> 00:55:39,788 - Don't look at me. - I don't understand. 1107 00:55:39,936 --> 00:55:41,365 - (Andrew) Why are you wet? - Why are you naked? 1108 00:55:41,471 --> 00:55:43,065 Don't look at me. 1109 00:55:43,172 --> 00:55:45,660 Oh, God! You're showing everything. 1110 00:55:45,808 --> 00:55:47,717 Cover it up, for the love of God! 1111 00:55:47,844 --> 00:55:51,936 (gasping) Oh, God, not the Baby Maker. 1112 00:55:52,148 --> 00:55:53,611 Explain yourself please. 1113 00:55:53,717 --> 00:55:55,855 - Explain myself? - Yes, explain yourself. 1114 00:55:55,985 --> 00:55:57,098 - I was outside. - Oh, really? 1115 00:55:57,187 --> 00:55:59,358 - You didn't hear me? - I was listening to... 1116 00:55:59,489 --> 00:56:00,635 What are you even doing home? 1117 00:56:00,724 --> 00:56:02,763 Then you just, jump me out of nowhere? Whats that? 1118 00:56:02,892 --> 00:56:04,551 I di... I didn't mean to jump you. 1119 00:56:04,660 --> 00:56:08,785 Your dog was attacking me, and I had to run, and I ran into you. 1120 00:56:08,999 --> 00:56:10,558 What is it with you and this dog? 1121 00:56:10,665 --> 00:56:12,576 Just, you know, just... go. 1122 00:56:12,703 --> 00:56:13,947 - Go... - Fine. 1123 00:56:14,037 --> 00:56:15,563 - Go take a shower. You stink. - Fine. 1124 00:56:15,671 --> 00:56:17,427 - Nice tattoo, by the way. - What? 1125 00:56:18,342 --> 00:56:19,552 (barking) 1126 00:56:19,642 --> 00:56:21,944 See? See? Exactly. You see that? 1127 00:56:22,079 --> 00:56:24,567 Oh... barely made it out with my life there. 1128 00:56:24,714 --> 00:56:26,569 See the size of the teeth on that thing? 1129 00:56:26,682 --> 00:56:28,023 I didn't... 1130 00:56:29,485 --> 00:56:30,696 (groans) 1131 00:56:36,826 --> 00:56:37,809 (Margaret clears throat) 1132 00:56:42,198 --> 00:56:47,566 So... (exhales) So naked. 1133 00:56:47,837 --> 00:56:49,243 (clears throat) 1134 00:56:49,338 --> 00:56:51,641 Can we, uh, not talk about that, please? 1135 00:56:52,909 --> 00:56:54,371 Just sayin'. 1136 00:56:59,316 --> 00:57:01,771 So, uh, whats the deal with you and your father? 1137 00:57:01,918 --> 00:57:06,358 Ooh, I'm sorry. That question is not in the binder. (clicks) 1138 00:57:06,589 --> 00:57:08,858 Oh, really? Well, I thought you were the one that said 1139 00:57:08,991 --> 00:57:10,268 we needed to learn all this... 1140 00:57:10,359 --> 00:57:11,853 Not about that, I didn't. 1141 00:57:11,961 --> 00:57:13,783 - But if the guy asks us... - Not about that, Margaret. 1142 00:57:13,896 --> 00:57:15,652 Good night. 1143 00:57:27,243 --> 00:57:30,559 (sighs, clears throat) 1144 00:57:30,746 --> 00:57:34,969 - (Margaret) I like the Psychic Network. - What? 1145 00:57:35,184 --> 00:57:37,835 Not in the "ha-ha, isn't that funny, she likes that trash" 1146 00:57:37,987 --> 00:57:40,923 kind of way. I actually quite enjoy it. 1147 00:57:41,091 --> 00:57:42,584 Umm... 1148 00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:48,611 I took disco lessons in the sixth grade. 1149 00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:54,762 My first concert was Rob Base and D.J. E-Z Rock. 1150 00:57:57,174 --> 00:57:59,344 I think Brian Dennehy is sexy. 1151 00:58:00,878 --> 00:58:02,122 Don't like flowers in the house, 1152 00:58:02,212 --> 00:58:05,375 'cause they remind me of funerals. 1153 00:58:05,548 --> 00:58:07,009 Never played a video game. 1154 00:58:08,184 --> 00:58:10,999 I read Wuthering Heights every Christmas. 1155 00:58:11,153 --> 00:58:13,422 Its my favorite book. 1156 00:58:16,325 --> 00:58:20,602 Haven't slept with a man in over a year and a half. 1157 00:58:22,766 --> 00:58:25,254 And, uh... I went to the bathroom and cried 1158 00:58:25,402 --> 00:58:28,303 after Bob called me a poisonous bitch. 1159 00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:32,789 And the, uh, bird tattoo? 1160 00:58:32,943 --> 00:58:34,285 They're swallows. 1161 00:58:36,912 --> 00:58:40,807 Got them when I was 16... after my parents died. 1162 00:58:43,420 --> 00:58:46,321 Stupid. (clears throat) 1163 00:58:46,489 --> 00:58:48,496 I'm sure there's many many other things, 1164 00:58:48,624 --> 00:58:50,992 but thats all I can come up with right now. 1165 00:58:58,234 --> 00:58:59,641 You, uh, there? (chuckles) 1166 00:59:02,705 --> 00:59:03,916 I'm here. 1167 00:59:06,642 --> 00:59:08,333 Just processing. 1168 00:59:15,117 --> 00:59:17,321 You really haven't slept with anyone in 18 months? 1169 00:59:17,453 --> 00:59:19,843 Oh, my God. Out of all that, thats all you got? 1170 00:59:19,990 --> 00:59:21,397 Thats a long time. 1171 00:59:21,490 --> 00:59:23,694 Yeah, well, I've been a little busy. 1172 00:59:23,826 --> 00:59:25,866 Yeah... 1173 00:59:28,498 --> 00:59:30,318 Who's, uh... 1174 00:59:30,433 --> 00:59:33,434 - Rob Base and D. J... - E-Z Rock? 1175 00:59:33,604 --> 00:59:35,295 - Yeah. - You know. 1176 00:59:35,404 --> 00:59:36,714 (singing It Takes Two) 1177 00:59:42,212 --> 00:59:44,000 - No. They were good. - Mm-mm. 1178 00:59:46,515 --> 00:59:47,693 (chuckles) 1179 00:59:47,783 --> 00:59:51,745 - What? - Nothing. 1180 00:59:51,955 --> 00:59:55,337 I know who they are. I just wanted to hear you sing it. 1181 00:59:55,524 --> 00:59:57,696 (Andrew laughing) 1182 00:59:59,795 --> 01:00:00,810 (sighs) 1183 01:00:03,633 --> 01:00:06,383 - Margaret? - Yes? 1184 01:00:08,370 --> 01:00:10,738 Don't take this the wrong way. 1185 01:00:12,476 --> 01:00:15,127 (clears throat) 'K. 1186 01:00:15,278 --> 01:00:20,099 You are a very... very beautiful woman. 1187 01:00:37,934 --> 01:00:39,843 (laughing) 1188 01:00:45,842 --> 01:00:47,729 - Feel it deep, feel it low. - Mmm-hmm. 1189 01:00:49,511 --> 01:00:52,098 God, I can't sing that high. 1190 01:00:53,149 --> 01:00:54,904 (both laughing) 1191 01:01:07,931 --> 01:01:10,133 (birds chirping) 1192 01:01:15,872 --> 01:01:17,433 Huh? Where am I? 1193 01:01:19,375 --> 01:01:20,684 What time is it? 1194 01:01:20,777 --> 01:01:22,271 - What time is it? - (blinds sliding) 1195 01:01:22,378 --> 01:01:25,858 Ooh! Ooh. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh... 1196 01:01:39,161 --> 01:01:40,241 Oh, God. 1197 01:02:01,218 --> 01:02:02,428 (knocking) 1198 01:02:02,519 --> 01:02:06,162 (Grace) Room service. Breakfast for the happy couple. 1199 01:02:06,355 --> 01:02:08,776 - (whispers) Andrew! Andrew! - (groaning) 1200 01:02:08,925 --> 01:02:11,738 - Andr... - (grunts) 1201 01:02:11,893 --> 01:02:13,300 Your mother's at the door. Get up! 1202 01:02:13,395 --> 01:02:14,705 - Get up here! Your mother's... - Oh, God. 1203 01:02:14,797 --> 01:02:16,323 (Margaret shouts) Just a second! 1204 01:02:20,769 --> 01:02:22,974 - Not the baby blanket. - OK, all right. 1205 01:02:23,106 --> 01:02:25,724 Not the baby blanket. Get it off, get it off, get it off. 1206 01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:27,730 - OK, all right. - Wait a second. Hold on. 1207 01:02:27,843 --> 01:02:29,730 - What? What? - Are you wearing makeup? 1208 01:02:29,845 --> 01:02:31,504 What? No. Of course not. 1209 01:02:31,615 --> 01:02:34,550 - OK, what do we do? All right. - Just spoon me, spoon me... 1210 01:02:34,718 --> 01:02:37,368 - Oh, my God! What is that? - I'm sorry. Its morning. 1211 01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,408 What do you mean, "Its morning"? 1212 01:02:39,523 --> 01:02:41,115 (Grace) Are you OK? 1213 01:02:41,223 --> 01:02:43,940 Yep! Coming. One second. Yep. Come on in. Everything's fine. 1214 01:02:44,093 --> 01:02:46,482 (whispers) Disgusting. 1215 01:02:46,629 --> 01:02:48,353 Ow, you're on my hair. OK, just... 1216 01:02:48,465 --> 01:02:53,450 (both panting) 1217 01:02:53,702 --> 01:02:56,867 - (Margaret) Oh, wow. - (Andrew) Ooh, smells good. 1218 01:02:57,041 --> 01:02:58,381 Cinnamon rolls. 1219 01:02:58,473 --> 01:03:00,481 Oh, you shouldn't have gone to that trouble. 1220 01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:03,457 Oh, you're family now. Its no trouble. 1221 01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:05,913 Hey, you have room for one more? 1222 01:03:06,048 --> 01:03:10,009 Wow. Could we not do the Brady family meeting right now? 1223 01:03:10,219 --> 01:03:11,202 We just got up... 1224 01:03:11,287 --> 01:03:12,629 - Yeah. ...if you don't mind. 1225 01:03:12,722 --> 01:03:14,695 Your mother and I have come up with a proposition 1226 01:03:14,823 --> 01:03:17,890 and I happen to think its a terrific idea... 1227 01:03:18,061 --> 01:03:20,232 We want you to get married here tomorrow. 1228 01:03:20,362 --> 01:03:21,442 Tomorrow. 1229 01:03:23,399 --> 01:03:25,440 - What? What? What? - Mmm-mmm. No. 1230 01:03:25,569 --> 01:03:27,162 Well, you're gonna get married anyway, 1231 01:03:27,269 --> 01:03:29,570 so why don't you get married here... 1232 01:03:29,705 --> 01:03:31,046 ...where we can be all together, 1233 01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:34,305 and that way Grandma Annie can be a part of it. 1234 01:03:34,477 --> 01:03:36,548 - Oh. Oh, we're... - No. 1235 01:03:36,679 --> 01:03:39,875 No. No, its Gammy's big birthday tomorrow night. 1236 01:03:40,049 --> 01:03:41,097 Big day for her. 1237 01:03:41,184 --> 01:03:43,192 We don't want to ruin it. Thats you know... 1238 01:03:43,319 --> 01:03:46,898 I've had 89 birthday parties, I don't need another one. 1239 01:03:47,090 --> 01:03:48,431 Oh, Gammy. 1240 01:03:48,524 --> 01:03:50,892 It would be a dream come true for me 1241 01:03:51,027 --> 01:03:53,295 to see my one grandchilïs wedding. 1242 01:03:53,429 --> 01:03:55,601 - A dream come true! - (Andrew) Mmmm. 1243 01:03:55,732 --> 01:03:58,798 - So you'll do it? - (Andrew) Mmm-mmm. 1244 01:03:58,969 --> 01:04:00,560 Before I'm dead? 1245 01:04:00,669 --> 01:04:02,011 - OK. OK. - OK. 1246 01:04:04,373 --> 01:04:06,545 OK, we will do everything. 1247 01:04:06,676 --> 01:04:09,130 And you can get married like we did, in the barn. 1248 01:04:09,278 --> 01:04:11,319 Its a Paxton family tradition. 1249 01:04:11,448 --> 01:04:14,033 - Oh, wow! - Yup. 1250 01:04:14,184 --> 01:04:19,268 Wow! Uh! I've always wanted to get married in a... in a barn. 1251 01:04:19,522 --> 01:04:21,758 - I have. - Its a sign. 1252 01:04:21,892 --> 01:04:25,503 A sign from the universe that you're meant to be together. 1253 01:04:25,694 --> 01:04:28,729 Oh, we must give thanks, I tell you. 1254 01:04:28,899 --> 01:04:31,898 Come, come. We must give thanks. 1255 01:04:32,067 --> 01:04:34,588 OK, I know I should leave you alone now. 1256 01:04:34,737 --> 01:04:38,054 But we're just so excited! I know you're excited, too. 1257 01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:40,063 - Its the craziest. - Really excited. 1258 01:04:40,175 --> 01:04:43,437 - (Andrew) Yeah! Go. Go. - (Margaret laughing) 1259 01:04:43,613 --> 01:04:44,660 Go. 1260 01:04:49,152 --> 01:04:52,348 Oh, my God. 1261 01:04:52,522 --> 01:04:54,343 When my mom finds out that this whole thing is a sham 1262 01:04:54,455 --> 01:04:55,732 she's gonna... she's gonna be crushed, 1263 01:04:55,824 --> 01:04:57,930 and my grandmother's gonna die. 1264 01:04:58,061 --> 01:04:59,621 - Your mom's not going to find out. - I... my father. 1265 01:04:59,728 --> 01:05:01,223 What the hell's with that? The whole wedding thing? 1266 01:05:01,331 --> 01:05:02,312 Where did that come from? 1267 01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:04,537 She probably got him worked up into it. 1268 01:05:04,668 --> 01:05:05,846 Its fine. She's not gonna find out. 1269 01:05:05,936 --> 01:05:07,976 - They're not going to find out. - Oh, God. Margaret! 1270 01:05:08,104 --> 01:05:11,420 Andrew, they're not gonna find out, OK? Just relax. 1271 01:05:11,607 --> 01:05:13,101 Its gonna be OK. 1272 01:05:13,209 --> 01:05:15,598 Its not like we're gonna be married forever. 1273 01:05:15,745 --> 01:05:18,232 We'll be happily divorced before you know it. 1274 01:05:18,381 --> 01:05:22,604 It will be fine. It will be fine. 1275 01:05:22,819 --> 01:05:24,313 You OK? 1276 01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:25,980 Yeah. 1277 01:05:30,093 --> 01:05:32,994 - Get us some coffee. - Yeah. 1278 01:05:33,161 --> 01:05:36,707 So, would you like a cinnamon soy latte? 1279 01:05:36,900 --> 01:05:38,558 - A-ha. - (Margaret chuckles) 1280 01:05:43,273 --> 01:05:44,767 (Andrew) You're right, you know... 1281 01:05:44,873 --> 01:05:46,117 Get a quickie divorce, we'll be fine. 1282 01:05:46,209 --> 01:05:47,769 - Absolutely. - Its gonna be fine. 1283 01:05:47,877 --> 01:05:50,146 Everything is going to be great. 1284 01:05:50,279 --> 01:05:52,101 But this little missus better learn how to cook... 1285 01:05:52,214 --> 01:05:53,970 ...so she can take care of her husband. 1286 01:05:54,084 --> 01:05:55,164 Keep my man happy. 1287 01:05:55,251 --> 01:05:56,908 I don't want him leaving me for another woman. 1288 01:05:57,019 --> 01:05:58,066 - (both laugh) - Come on... 1289 01:05:58,153 --> 01:06:00,804 ...haven't left you yet, Margaret. 1290 01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:03,706 I got it. Let go. 1291 01:06:05,728 --> 01:06:08,063 - You all right? - Yeah, um... 1292 01:06:08,198 --> 01:06:09,626 You know what? I'm gonna go. 1293 01:06:09,732 --> 01:06:10,976 Where? 1294 01:06:11,066 --> 01:06:13,848 I just kinda feel like going outside. 1295 01:06:14,003 --> 01:06:16,425 All right. Thats the bathroom. 1296 01:06:16,572 --> 01:06:17,914 Oh, yeah. I know. I'm just, uh... 1297 01:06:18,007 --> 01:06:21,072 I'm gonna go to go to the bathroom, and then I'm gonna go out, outside. 1298 01:06:21,243 --> 01:06:22,225 All right. 1299 01:06:23,379 --> 01:06:24,786 (exhales) All right. 1300 01:06:35,824 --> 01:06:40,494 OK, you just have to focus, Margaret. Just focus. 1301 01:06:40,729 --> 01:06:43,379 This is a business deal. This is just a business deal. 1302 01:06:43,532 --> 01:06:48,104 (clears throat) Everything's gonna be just fine. 1303 01:06:49,605 --> 01:06:53,348 OK, this is a little rough. I can do this. 1304 01:06:54,977 --> 01:06:57,344 Oh, my God. God, I hate nature! 1305 01:06:57,479 --> 01:06:58,755 I hate it. 1306 01:06:58,847 --> 01:07:02,110 Not stopping. Not stopping. Oh! Oh... 1307 01:07:02,285 --> 01:07:04,172 Why are you not stopping? 1308 01:07:04,287 --> 01:07:06,621 (growls) Stop, stop, stop it, stop! 1309 01:07:06,756 --> 01:07:08,413 (panting) 1310 01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:13,327 I just wanted... some air. 1311 01:07:13,495 --> 01:07:17,587 (drum beating) 1312 01:07:17,801 --> 01:07:20,189 - What is that? - (flute begins to play) 1313 01:07:20,334 --> 01:07:24,808 What now? What is that? What is that? 1314 01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:27,375 - (drum and flute continue) - What is that? 1315 01:07:35,851 --> 01:07:39,974 (woman chanting in foreign language) 1316 01:07:40,189 --> 01:07:42,262 - (chanting continues) - (Margaret) What is that? 1317 01:07:46,328 --> 01:07:48,271 (chanting continues) 1318 01:07:58,707 --> 01:08:01,773 (woman) Come to me, Margaret of New York. 1319 01:08:01,944 --> 01:08:04,312 It is I, Grandma Annie. 1320 01:08:04,447 --> 01:08:05,755 Oh! 1321 01:08:05,849 --> 01:08:08,238 (Gammy) I see you are a curious one. 1322 01:08:08,384 --> 01:08:11,253 Come. See how I give thanks to Mother Earth. 1323 01:08:11,420 --> 01:08:13,722 You know, actually, I'm not that curious. 1324 01:08:13,857 --> 01:08:15,645 - I'll just... - Look around you. 1325 01:08:15,757 --> 01:08:18,179 Mother Earth has provided all this... 1326 01:08:18,327 --> 01:08:22,582 ...just as she brought you and Andrew together to be joined. 1327 01:08:22,797 --> 01:08:25,319 - Oh. - We must give thanks 1328 01:08:25,468 --> 01:08:28,534 and ask that your loins be abundantly fertile. 1329 01:08:28,705 --> 01:08:32,020 Come. Dance with me in celebration. 1330 01:08:32,207 --> 01:08:35,404 You know, can I, can I just thank her from here? 1331 01:08:35,577 --> 01:08:37,366 I insist! 1332 01:08:37,479 --> 01:08:39,683 OK, OK, OK. 1333 01:08:39,815 --> 01:08:42,466 I will come down and dance with you. 1334 01:08:44,419 --> 01:08:47,452 Follow and learn. 1335 01:08:47,623 --> 01:08:51,235 (chants in foreign language) 1336 01:08:51,426 --> 01:08:55,386 Come on, Margaret! Feel the rhythm of the drums. Now you. 1337 01:08:55,596 --> 01:08:57,059 - Me what? - Chant. 1338 01:08:57,167 --> 01:08:58,661 Chant what? 1339 01:08:58,768 --> 01:09:00,806 (stammers) Whatever comes to you. It is the way. 1340 01:09:00,936 --> 01:09:04,548 - But I don't know any chants. - To the trees. Use your vowels. 1341 01:09:04,740 --> 01:09:08,351 - Eee. Ooo. Ooo. Eee. - Ooo. Eee. 1342 01:09:08,544 --> 01:09:10,235 - Yes. Chant. - Yes. Chant, chant. 1343 01:09:10,346 --> 01:09:12,385 - Eee. To the trees. - Yes! Yes! 1344 01:09:12,514 --> 01:09:16,376 - (shouts) To the universe! - The universe. Ah. Universe. 1345 01:09:16,584 --> 01:09:20,196 To the crazy. To the window, the window. 1346 01:09:20,389 --> 01:09:21,982 To the wall, to the wall. 1347 01:09:22,091 --> 01:09:23,716 To the sweat drip down my balls. 1348 01:09:23,825 --> 01:09:26,159 - To all you bitches... - Louder! 1349 01:09:26,295 --> 01:09:28,149 To the window, to the window. 1350 01:09:28,263 --> 01:09:29,922 To the walls, to the walls. 1351 01:09:30,033 --> 01:09:31,559 To the sweat drip down my balls. 1352 01:09:31,668 --> 01:09:33,839 Now all you bitches crawl. 1353 01:09:33,969 --> 01:09:35,563 * All skeet, skeet, mother 1354 01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:37,198 * All skeet, skeet, goddamn 1355 01:09:37,307 --> 01:09:38,997 * To the window, to the window 1356 01:09:39,107 --> 01:09:41,016 * To the wall, to the wall 1357 01:09:41,143 --> 01:09:42,769 * To the sweat drip down my balls 1358 01:09:42,878 --> 01:09:44,668 * To all you bitches crawl 1359 01:09:44,781 --> 01:09:46,439 * All skeet, skeet, mother 1360 01:09:46,548 --> 01:09:48,403 * All skeet, skeet goddamn 1361 01:09:48,517 --> 01:09:50,044 * To the window, to the window 1362 01:09:50,152 --> 01:09:51,876 * To the wall, to the wall 1363 01:09:51,987 --> 01:09:53,613 * To the sweat drip down my 1364 01:09:53,722 --> 01:09:55,609 * All you bitches go 1365 01:09:55,724 --> 01:09:58,658 (hooting) 1366 01:09:58,828 --> 01:10:01,545 Gammy! Lets take it to the bridge! Woo! 1367 01:10:01,697 --> 01:10:03,769 * Let me see you get low You scared, you scared 1368 01:10:03,899 --> 01:10:05,808 * Drop your ass to the flo' You scared, you scared 1369 01:10:05,934 --> 01:10:07,429 * Let me see you get low You scared, you scared 1370 01:10:07,537 --> 01:10:08,966 - * Drop your ass to the floor - You scared! 1371 01:10:09,072 --> 01:10:10,477 * You scared, you scared See you get low 1372 01:10:10,572 --> 01:10:11,979 - * You scared, you scared - You scared. 1373 01:10:12,074 --> 01:10:13,928 * Your butt to the flo' You scared, you scared 1374 01:10:14,042 --> 01:10:15,733 * Now stop, woo Now wiggle it 1375 01:10:15,845 --> 01:10:17,754 * Now stop, woo Jiggle it, just jiggle it 1376 01:10:17,879 --> 01:10:19,951 - Whatcha doing? - * Just wiggle it 1377 01:10:20,749 --> 01:10:22,156 Oh, uh. 1378 01:10:22,251 --> 01:10:26,375 Uh... You know, your Gammy wanted me to... 1379 01:10:26,587 --> 01:10:28,410 ...you know, chant. Chant from the heart. 1380 01:10:28,524 --> 01:10:30,913 Balls? Thats what came to your heart? 1381 01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:34,637 You know, it went with the beat. 1382 01:10:34,830 --> 01:10:36,521 Your phone arrived. 1383 01:10:36,632 --> 01:10:38,127 I'm gonna go into town to pick it up. Wanna come? 1384 01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:41,016 Oh, yes, I want to go. I want to go. Oh, hold on. 1385 01:10:41,169 --> 01:10:43,951 Is it, uh, OK if I go with him? 1386 01:10:44,106 --> 01:10:46,627 Whatever you do is what shall be. 1387 01:10:47,743 --> 01:10:48,855 But you're OK if I go? 1388 01:10:48,943 --> 01:10:52,260 - Fine. Go on. - Bye, Gammy. 1389 01:10:52,447 --> 01:10:54,837 - You're a freak! - Shut up. 1390 01:10:54,984 --> 01:10:57,350 - (Andrew laughing) - Would you, please? 1391 01:10:58,020 --> 01:10:59,002 Ow! 1392 01:11:16,039 --> 01:11:17,151 (bell jingles) 1393 01:11:17,239 --> 01:11:18,287 Hey, buddy. 1394 01:11:18,373 --> 01:11:20,031 Andrew, hey! 1395 01:11:20,142 --> 01:11:22,990 - You got that phone I ordered? - Yes, it came in. How are you? 1396 01:11:23,146 --> 01:11:24,967 - Great. You? - (Ramone) Good. 1397 01:11:26,948 --> 01:11:28,378 Hola. 1398 01:11:29,318 --> 01:11:31,774 Hey, hi. 1399 01:11:31,921 --> 01:11:33,481 Remember this? (sings Relax) 1400 01:11:33,588 --> 01:11:34,635 Yes, yes. 1401 01:11:34,722 --> 01:11:37,177 Wonderful. Wonderful. Yes. 1402 01:11:37,326 --> 01:11:40,174 - Remember that? - Yes. Yes. I know. 1403 01:11:43,465 --> 01:11:45,407 Think you made quite an impression on Ramone. 1404 01:11:45,534 --> 01:11:47,804 Mmm-hmm, I think the part where I burst into tears 1405 01:11:47,937 --> 01:11:49,497 just really brought us together. 1406 01:11:49,604 --> 01:11:51,010 - Yeah. Oh, guess what. - What? 1407 01:11:51,106 --> 01:11:52,481 Fun fact about Andrew number 11: 1408 01:11:52,574 --> 01:11:54,035 - I like Pringles. - Mm-hmm. OK. 1409 01:11:54,142 --> 01:11:55,451 They're delicious. All Hostess products. 1410 01:11:55,545 --> 01:11:57,138 Coke, never Pepsi, and beef jerky. 1411 01:11:57,247 --> 01:11:58,455 What, are you, like, 13? 1412 01:11:58,547 --> 01:12:00,074 - Mmm. - Here we go. 1413 01:12:00,182 --> 01:12:01,361 Its all charged up, Andrew. 1414 01:12:01,451 --> 01:12:02,432 Thanks, buddy. 1415 01:12:04,319 --> 01:12:06,555 And I put your lady's number in, too. 1416 01:12:06,687 --> 01:12:08,117 - Thank you very mu... - Milady. 1417 01:12:08,223 --> 01:12:11,354 - (squeaks) - (chuckles) 1418 01:12:11,527 --> 01:12:13,436 Thank you, thank you very much. Thank you. 1419 01:12:13,562 --> 01:12:14,871 Just... thank you. 1420 01:12:14,963 --> 01:12:18,957 (bell jingling) 1421 01:12:19,167 --> 01:12:21,655 Oh, my God. I have 37 messages. 1422 01:12:22,770 --> 01:12:24,080 Shit. I need a computer. 1423 01:12:24,172 --> 01:12:25,929 Is there, is there a computer in this godforsaken town? 1424 01:12:26,876 --> 01:12:28,086 (bell jingling) 1425 01:12:29,611 --> 01:12:32,710 OK. So when it runs out, it gives you a warning. 1426 01:12:32,882 --> 01:12:34,158 Just put in more dimes. 1427 01:12:35,617 --> 01:12:37,373 - Here you go. - What? 1428 01:12:37,487 --> 01:12:39,341 - (Margaret) You're kidding. Dimes? - (Gert) Come on, Kels. 1429 01:12:39,454 --> 01:12:40,861 - (Margaret) You're not kidding? - (Andrew) I'll be outside. 1430 01:12:40,957 --> 01:12:42,234 - Yell if you need me. - But what am I supposed... 1431 01:12:42,325 --> 01:12:43,918 (Andrew) You'll be fine. 1432 01:12:44,024 --> 01:12:45,967 (* Niall Toner Band: Lonely Souls and Broken Hearts) 1433 01:12:46,094 --> 01:12:49,956 OK, I can figure this out. I'm an intelligent woman. 1434 01:12:50,166 --> 01:12:52,499 Block 'em out, block 'em out, block 'em out. There you go. 1435 01:12:52,633 --> 01:12:54,260 OK. (clears throat) 1436 01:12:54,369 --> 01:12:56,507 - Now. - (modem beeping, dialing) 1437 01:12:56,638 --> 01:12:58,067 What is that? What is it? 1438 01:12:58,173 --> 01:13:00,245 (tone sounding) 1439 01:13:01,810 --> 01:13:04,712 (Margaret) Um, uh, excuse me? Excuse... 1440 01:13:05,948 --> 01:13:08,402 (sighs) 1441 01:13:08,550 --> 01:13:09,630 OK. 1442 01:13:12,522 --> 01:13:14,463 OK. (clears throat) 1443 01:13:15,957 --> 01:13:16,939 (exhales deeply) 1444 01:13:42,317 --> 01:13:44,871 (Margaret) So, it was nice to see Gertrude, huh? 1445 01:13:45,021 --> 01:13:46,426 Yeah. 1446 01:13:46,521 --> 01:13:48,627 She looked really pretty today. 1447 01:13:50,125 --> 01:13:51,914 - Yeah, she did. - Mmm-hmm. 1448 01:13:53,262 --> 01:13:56,131 Must be nice to see each other again and just catch up. 1449 01:13:56,298 --> 01:13:58,338 Its definitely good to see her. Its... 1450 01:13:58,467 --> 01:14:00,223 ...definitely, yeah. Its been a long time. 1451 01:14:02,103 --> 01:14:04,470 Oh, there they are. There they are. Margaret! 1452 01:14:04,607 --> 01:14:05,883 - (Gammy) Woo! - (both laughing) 1453 01:14:05,975 --> 01:14:07,022 (Grace) We need Margaret. 1454 01:14:07,108 --> 01:14:09,563 Afraid we're going to have to steal you away, young lady. 1455 01:14:09,711 --> 01:14:11,172 Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm just gonna keep... 1456 01:14:11,279 --> 01:14:12,905 No, not to worry. 1457 01:14:13,014 --> 01:14:15,250 No strippers, no chanting in the woods. Promise. 1458 01:14:15,383 --> 01:14:17,171 - Oh, well... - Yeah. Come on. 1459 01:14:17,285 --> 01:14:20,962 But not you. Its girl stuff. You'd hate it. 1460 01:14:21,156 --> 01:14:23,611 - But... - Come on. 1461 01:14:23,759 --> 01:14:25,285 Um, OK. Will I, uh... 1462 01:14:25,393 --> 01:14:27,532 ...are these shoes OK for what we're gonna do? 1463 01:14:28,997 --> 01:14:30,852 I can't believe this is happening. 1464 01:14:31,999 --> 01:14:34,455 My mother made this dress by hand. 1465 01:14:34,603 --> 01:14:38,215 In this very shop. In 1929. 1466 01:14:38,407 --> 01:14:41,275 Its funny how things come back in style. 1467 01:14:41,443 --> 01:14:43,353 (Margaret) Just... just finishing up the buttons. 1468 01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:45,137 Yeah, and don't worry about the fit 1469 01:14:45,247 --> 01:14:48,148 because Annie is the best tailor in southeast Alaska. 1470 01:14:48,315 --> 01:14:49,298 Oh... Pssh. 1471 01:14:51,754 --> 01:14:53,215 Wow, incredible. 1472 01:14:53,321 --> 01:14:55,776 Maybe a tad loose in certain areas, but otherwise... 1473 01:14:55,925 --> 01:14:59,503 Oh, sorry. I'm a bit chesty to begin with 1474 01:14:59,694 --> 01:15:02,280 and I happened to be knocked up when I wore this. 1475 01:15:02,430 --> 01:15:03,706 - Oh. - (chuckling) 1476 01:15:03,799 --> 01:15:06,963 Oh, lets see if we can find your boobs. 1477 01:15:09,171 --> 01:15:12,138 - They're in there somewhere. - Yes. Yes, they are. 1478 01:15:12,307 --> 01:15:14,063 This is like an Easter egg hunt. 1479 01:15:15,310 --> 01:15:17,699 Maybe they shrunk up in the cold Alaskan air. 1480 01:15:17,846 --> 01:15:20,628 (all laughing) 1481 01:15:20,783 --> 01:15:24,526 - Oh! There they are. - That... yes. That would be... 1482 01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:28,102 - (Gammy) There, lets see. - I was thinking, if you'd like, 1483 01:15:28,290 --> 01:15:32,830 maybe we could head down your way for the holidays this year. 1484 01:15:33,062 --> 01:15:35,166 Oh, that would, uh... that would be nice. 1485 01:15:35,297 --> 01:15:39,607 That'd be nice. Or maybe we could come to you, too. 1486 01:15:39,834 --> 01:15:43,412 - Well, that would be lovely. - Mmm-hmm. 1487 01:15:43,605 --> 01:15:45,678 I would like that very much. 1488 01:15:45,808 --> 01:15:48,491 Oh, Grace, for Goïs sake. We've got work to do. 1489 01:15:48,644 --> 01:15:51,326 - I know. I'm sorry. - Go make yourself a cup of tea. 1490 01:15:51,478 --> 01:15:54,196 I'll finish this. Go. 1491 01:15:54,350 --> 01:16:00,045 Now, lets make this absolute perfection. 1492 01:16:00,322 --> 01:16:02,363 (Gammy chuckling) 1493 01:16:02,491 --> 01:16:07,760 Now, just one special touch and you're ready. 1494 01:16:11,734 --> 01:16:16,338 Its been in the family for more than 150 years. 1495 01:16:16,571 --> 01:16:18,459 Annie, its beautiful, but I don't really think... 1496 01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:21,126 - Shh. I'm not finished. - Oh, sorry. 1497 01:16:21,276 --> 01:16:24,626 My great-grandfather gave it to my great-grandmother 1498 01:16:24,814 --> 01:16:26,887 when they got married. 1499 01:16:27,016 --> 01:16:28,990 They were quite a scandal, you know. 1500 01:16:29,117 --> 01:16:32,914 He was Russian and she was Tlingit, and back then 1501 01:16:33,121 --> 01:16:35,805 you had to get approval from every member of the tribe 1502 01:16:35,957 --> 01:16:37,233 before you got married. 1503 01:16:37,325 --> 01:16:38,819 Almost broke them up. 1504 01:16:38,928 --> 01:16:41,742 Well... how did they stay together then? 1505 01:16:41,897 --> 01:16:44,481 She was a lot like you. Tough. 1506 01:16:44,633 --> 01:16:47,449 Wouldn't take "no" for an answer. 1507 01:16:47,602 --> 01:16:51,311 She was good for him. 1508 01:16:51,506 --> 01:16:53,196 I want you to have it. 1509 01:16:53,308 --> 01:16:56,658 - I can't. Can't take this. - I don't want to hear it. 1510 01:16:56,846 --> 01:17:00,326 Grandmothers love to give their stuff to their grandchildren. 1511 01:17:00,516 --> 01:17:03,134 It makes us feel like we'll still be part of your lives 1512 01:17:03,284 --> 01:17:04,627 even after we're gone. 1513 01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:06,824 Take it. 1514 01:17:11,060 --> 01:17:12,140 (clears throat) 1515 01:17:12,228 --> 01:17:15,456 Are... are you all right, dear? 1516 01:17:16,931 --> 01:17:19,484 (exhales deeply) I, uh... 1517 01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:23,951 Uh... Well, I, um... 1518 01:17:26,241 --> 01:17:31,740 I, uh... I just, uh, I just wanted to... 1519 01:17:32,013 --> 01:17:34,663 make sure there was enough time to get all the sewing done. 1520 01:17:34,816 --> 01:17:37,663 (chuckles) Don't you worry about that. 1521 01:17:37,819 --> 01:17:40,186 - You're gonna be beautiful. - OK. 1522 01:17:40,321 --> 01:17:43,769 - Now lets get you out of those pins. - OK. 1523 01:18:01,676 --> 01:18:03,432 (footsteps approaching) 1524 01:18:07,049 --> 01:18:08,127 All right. 1525 01:18:13,255 --> 01:18:17,510 This is untied. Hop on in. 1526 01:18:17,726 --> 01:18:18,709 (grunting) 1527 01:18:20,061 --> 01:18:22,363 Hey, hey, hey. Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! 1528 01:18:23,165 --> 01:18:24,506 Whoa! What... 1529 01:18:24,598 --> 01:18:26,093 Mind telling me what the hell's wrong? 1530 01:18:26,201 --> 01:18:27,827 I just needed to get away from everybody. 1531 01:18:27,937 --> 01:18:29,878 - Whats wrong? - Nothing! Just stop talking, please! 1532 01:18:38,414 --> 01:18:41,829 Would you mind telling me whats happening now? 1533 01:18:42,016 --> 01:18:43,423 Margaret. 1534 01:18:46,121 --> 01:18:48,543 - Margaret! - I forgot, OK? 1535 01:18:48,691 --> 01:18:49,835 (Andrew) You forgot what? 1536 01:18:49,924 --> 01:18:52,380 I forgot what it was like to have a family! 1537 01:18:52,528 --> 01:18:54,796 I've been on my own since I was 16 1538 01:18:54,928 --> 01:18:57,743 and I forgot what it felt like to have people love you 1539 01:18:57,899 --> 01:19:00,071 and make you breakfast and say, "Hey! 1540 01:19:00,201 --> 01:19:01,728 We'd love to come down for the holidays." 1541 01:19:01,835 --> 01:19:05,185 And I say, "Well, why don't we come up and see you instead?" 1542 01:19:05,373 --> 01:19:07,762 And give you necklaces! And you have all that here, 1543 01:19:07,909 --> 01:19:10,461 and you have Gertrude, and I'm... I'm just screwing it up! 1544 01:19:10,612 --> 01:19:12,751 You're not screwing it up! I agreed to this! 1545 01:19:12,881 --> 01:19:13,896 You were there, remember? 1546 01:19:13,983 --> 01:19:15,476 Your family loves you. Do you know that? 1547 01:19:15,584 --> 01:19:17,078 - I know that! Yes! - You know that? 1548 01:19:17,186 --> 01:19:18,777 And you're still willing to put them through this? 1549 01:19:18,887 --> 01:19:19,869 They're not gonna find out! 1550 01:19:19,954 --> 01:19:21,199 How do you know they won't find out? 1551 01:19:21,290 --> 01:19:22,566 Because you said so yourself. 1552 01:19:22,657 --> 01:19:24,546 - I know, but what if your mother... - You said so yourself! 1553 01:19:24,660 --> 01:19:25,805 Oh, my God, if your mother found out... 1554 01:19:25,894 --> 01:19:27,836 Whoa! Whoa! 1555 01:19:27,962 --> 01:19:29,523 - Oh, my God! What if Gammy finds out? - The boat is moving! 1556 01:19:29,631 --> 01:19:31,005 If Gammy finds out, she's gonna have a heart attack! 1557 01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:32,954 Stop! Its gonna be fine! 1558 01:19:33,067 --> 01:19:35,205 - She's gonna have a heart attack! - Will you calm down! Hold on! 1559 01:19:36,237 --> 01:19:37,699 (Andrew) Whoa, whoa. Whoa! 1560 01:19:37,807 --> 01:19:41,287 Whoa! I don't think that hijacking a boat 1561 01:19:41,476 --> 01:19:44,924 is a proper way to express your frustration! 1562 01:19:45,113 --> 01:19:46,423 Now... Oh, great. 1563 01:19:46,515 --> 01:19:48,750 Now you decide to shut up! Margaret? 1564 01:19:48,882 --> 01:19:50,858 - (Margaret) Andrew! - Margaret? 1565 01:19:50,986 --> 01:19:53,539 - (gasping) Andrew! - Margaret! 1566 01:19:57,458 --> 01:19:58,473 I can't swim! 1567 01:19:58,560 --> 01:20:00,022 Margaret! 1568 01:20:00,128 --> 01:20:01,338 (Andrew) To the buoy! 1569 01:20:01,430 --> 01:20:03,797 - What? - To the buoy! 1570 01:20:04,799 --> 01:20:05,781 OK. 1571 01:20:12,472 --> 01:20:14,644 (gasping) 1572 01:20:19,113 --> 01:20:21,382 All right, come on! Give me your hand! 1573 01:20:21,516 --> 01:20:23,884 - Hey! Give me your hand! - (gasping) 1574 01:20:24,019 --> 01:20:26,603 Margaret! Give me... 1575 01:20:26,753 --> 01:20:28,216 Come on, give me your hand! 1576 01:20:28,324 --> 01:20:29,752 Come on, come on. I got you. I got you. 1577 01:20:30,860 --> 01:20:32,289 I got you. (grunting) 1578 01:20:33,596 --> 01:20:35,897 - (Margaret gasping, shuddering) - Come on. 1579 01:20:36,031 --> 01:20:37,786 (grunts) What the hell were you thinking? 1580 01:20:37,899 --> 01:20:39,492 Coulïve gotten yourself killed. 1581 01:20:39,602 --> 01:20:42,863 You turned the boat and made me fall in, you jackass. 1582 01:20:43,037 --> 01:20:44,980 You let go of the steering wheel, Ahab. 1583 01:20:45,107 --> 01:20:47,627 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1584 01:20:47,776 --> 01:20:50,939 All right, come here. You've got to get warm. Come on. 1585 01:20:51,112 --> 01:20:55,488 Come on. Its OK. (panting) 1586 01:20:55,717 --> 01:20:56,830 Thats OK. 1587 01:21:00,289 --> 01:21:01,467 Its OK. 1588 01:21:33,588 --> 01:21:35,018 I want to talk to both of you. 1589 01:21:48,169 --> 01:21:50,690 Your mother is never to hear about any of this. 1590 01:22:03,117 --> 01:22:05,026 Told you I'd check up on you. 1591 01:22:06,622 --> 01:22:07,799 What did you do? 1592 01:22:07,889 --> 01:22:09,711 I got a phone call from Mr. Gilbertson here, 1593 01:22:09,824 --> 01:22:11,996 who told me that if you were lying, 1594 01:22:12,127 --> 01:22:14,266 and he strongly believes that you are, 1595 01:22:14,396 --> 01:22:15,857 he would send you to prison. 1596 01:22:15,964 --> 01:22:17,971 So I flew him up here. 1597 01:22:18,099 --> 01:22:20,041 - Dad. - Luckily for you, 1598 01:22:20,169 --> 01:22:23,070 your father negotiated a deal on your behalf. 1599 01:22:23,237 --> 01:22:26,336 (Gilbertson) Now, this offer's gonna last for 20 seconds, 1600 01:22:26,507 --> 01:22:28,166 so listen closely. 1601 01:22:28,276 --> 01:22:29,324 You're gonna make a statement 1602 01:22:29,411 --> 01:22:31,003 admitting this marriage is a sham... 1603 01:22:31,112 --> 01:22:32,357 ...or you're gonna go to prison. 1604 01:22:32,447 --> 01:22:34,585 You tell the truth, you're off the hook, 1605 01:22:34,716 --> 01:22:37,368 and she is going to go back to Canada. 1606 01:22:42,890 --> 01:22:45,573 Ah, well. Take the deal. 1607 01:22:45,728 --> 01:22:49,951 - I don't think so. - Don't be stupid, Andrew. 1608 01:22:50,165 --> 01:22:51,888 You want a statement? Here's your statement. 1609 01:22:52,001 --> 01:22:53,594 I've been working for Margaret Tate for three years. 1610 01:22:53,701 --> 01:22:55,905 Six months ago we started dating, we fell in love. 1611 01:22:56,037 --> 01:22:57,826 I asked her to marry me, she said "yes." 1612 01:22:57,940 --> 01:23:00,045 I'll see you at the wedding. 1613 01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:12,345 Well, you know. 1614 01:23:33,741 --> 01:23:37,538 So... 1615 01:23:37,745 --> 01:23:40,297 ...you sure about this? 1616 01:23:40,447 --> 01:23:41,942 Not really. 1617 01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:48,436 I mean, I am very appreciative of what you've done, 1618 01:23:48,589 --> 01:23:49,571 but I think that... 1619 01:23:49,656 --> 01:23:50,802 You'd do the same for me. 1620 01:23:50,892 --> 01:23:52,453 Right? 1621 01:23:53,929 --> 01:23:56,165 - (knocking) - Hope everyone is decent. 1622 01:23:56,298 --> 01:23:57,726 You need to come with me. 1623 01:23:57,833 --> 01:23:59,459 (Gammy) Now, tomorrow is your wedding day. 1624 01:23:59,568 --> 01:24:01,161 You have to give the Baby Maker a rest tonight. 1625 01:24:01,269 --> 01:24:02,959 Its tradition. 1626 01:24:03,071 --> 01:24:04,980 - Give your bride a kiss good night. - We're not gonna... 1627 01:24:05,106 --> 01:24:06,284 ...use the Baby Maker. 1628 01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:08,033 (Gammy) You've got your whole lives to be together. 1629 01:24:08,143 --> 01:24:10,825 - (Andrew) OK. - Now, come on. Come on. 1630 01:24:16,685 --> 01:24:18,145 (sighs) 1631 01:24:18,251 --> 01:24:19,397 If I don't go with her, she's just gonna... 1632 01:24:19,487 --> 01:24:23,230 - Come right back. - Yeah. 1633 01:24:30,364 --> 01:24:31,674 See you in the morning? 1634 01:24:32,801 --> 01:24:34,142 Yeah. 1635 01:24:46,948 --> 01:24:49,817 (indistinct chatter from TV) 1636 01:25:32,727 --> 01:25:34,036 (crowd chattering) 1637 01:25:37,231 --> 01:25:38,279 Hey, Gammy. 1638 01:25:40,135 --> 01:25:41,825 - Thanks, Gammy. - Oh. 1639 01:25:47,441 --> 01:25:49,896 (* Pachelbel: Canon in D plays) 1640 01:26:50,138 --> 01:26:51,479 (music ends) 1641 01:26:51,572 --> 01:26:53,000 (Ramone) Everyone, please be seated. 1642 01:26:59,047 --> 01:27:00,028 Ramone. 1643 01:27:01,014 --> 01:27:02,324 (speaks Spanish) 1644 01:27:04,017 --> 01:27:08,556 We are gathered here today to give thanks... 1645 01:27:09,724 --> 01:27:12,244 ...and to celebrate... 1646 01:27:12,393 --> 01:27:14,849 ...one of life's greatest moments. 1647 01:27:14,997 --> 01:27:16,751 (Ramone) To give recognition 1648 01:27:16,864 --> 01:27:21,436 to the beauty, honesty, and unselfish ways 1649 01:27:21,670 --> 01:27:24,353 of Andrew and Margarets true love 1650 01:27:24,504 --> 01:27:26,872 in front of family and friends. 1651 01:27:27,009 --> 01:27:29,791 For it is their family and friends 1652 01:27:29,945 --> 01:27:34,068 who taught Andrew and Margaret to love. 1653 01:27:34,282 --> 01:27:38,854 So it is only right that family and friends are all... 1654 01:27:42,556 --> 01:27:44,696 Mi amor. Do you have a question? 1655 01:27:45,627 --> 01:27:47,514 Uh, no... 1656 01:27:47,628 --> 01:27:49,058 Your hand is up. 1657 01:27:52,701 --> 01:27:55,603 Oh, it, its, uh, not a question, 1658 01:27:55,770 --> 01:27:57,941 but I do have something I need to say. 1659 01:27:58,072 --> 01:28:01,846 - Margaret. - Can it wait till after? 1660 01:28:02,042 --> 01:28:06,385 Uh... No. No. 1661 01:28:16,525 --> 01:28:17,866 (sighs) 1662 01:28:17,959 --> 01:28:21,701 - (clears throat) Hi there. - (all murmur) Hi. 1663 01:28:21,897 --> 01:28:23,969 Thank you all so much for coming out. 1664 01:28:24,098 --> 01:28:27,131 (Margaret) I, uh... have a bit of an announcement 1665 01:28:27,300 --> 01:28:29,341 to make about the wedding. 1666 01:28:29,470 --> 01:28:32,633 - A confession, actually. - What are you doing? 1667 01:28:32,807 --> 01:28:36,222 Uh... I'm a Canadian. Yes, Canadian. 1668 01:28:36,410 --> 01:28:40,403 With an expired visa who was about to be deported. 1669 01:28:40,614 --> 01:28:42,207 And because I didn't want to leave 1670 01:28:42,317 --> 01:28:44,455 this wonderful country of yours, 1671 01:28:44,585 --> 01:28:47,401 I forced Andrew here to marry me. 1672 01:28:47,557 --> 01:28:48,930 Margaret, stop it. 1673 01:28:49,023 --> 01:28:52,733 See, Andrew has always had this extraordinary work ethic. 1674 01:28:54,362 --> 01:28:55,954 Something I think he learned from you. 1675 01:28:57,331 --> 01:28:59,306 And for three years I watched him work harder 1676 01:28:59,433 --> 01:29:01,321 than anyone else at our company. 1677 01:29:01,435 --> 01:29:04,566 And I knew that if I threatened to destroy his career... 1678 01:29:04,739 --> 01:29:07,806 ...he would, he would do just about anything. 1679 01:29:11,512 --> 01:29:15,374 So I blackmailed him to come up here and to lie to you. 1680 01:29:17,685 --> 01:29:20,587 (Margaret) All of you. 1681 01:29:20,756 --> 01:29:23,374 And I thought it would be easy to watch him do it. 1682 01:29:23,525 --> 01:29:25,499 (clears throat) 1683 01:29:25,627 --> 01:29:27,120 But it wasn't. 1684 01:29:30,064 --> 01:29:32,138 Turns out its not easy to ruin someone's life 1685 01:29:32,267 --> 01:29:34,786 once you find out how wonderful they are. 1686 01:29:36,370 --> 01:29:37,832 (crowd murmurs) 1687 01:29:41,144 --> 01:29:43,084 You have a beautiful family. 1688 01:29:45,012 --> 01:29:47,052 (Margaret) Don't let this come between you. 1689 01:29:50,183 --> 01:29:52,388 This was my fault. 1690 01:29:52,521 --> 01:29:54,276 Margaret... 1691 01:29:54,388 --> 01:29:56,211 Andrew, this was a business deal, 1692 01:29:56,324 --> 01:30:00,186 and you held up your end, but now the deal is off. 1693 01:30:01,630 --> 01:30:02,873 I'm sorry. 1694 01:30:04,833 --> 01:30:06,010 And, you, meet me at the dock. 1695 01:30:06,100 --> 01:30:07,823 You're giving me a ride to the airport. 1696 01:30:13,607 --> 01:30:15,516 (crowd chattering) 1697 01:30:21,849 --> 01:30:22,832 (chuckles) 1698 01:30:24,718 --> 01:30:27,108 - What were you thinking? - I don't, I don't know. 1699 01:30:27,255 --> 01:30:28,780 Andrew, you lied to us. 1700 01:30:28,889 --> 01:30:30,231 Let me get my head on straight, OK? 1701 01:30:30,324 --> 01:30:31,666 I'll explain everything later. 1702 01:30:31,759 --> 01:30:33,996 I'm sorry. 1703 01:31:11,499 --> 01:31:14,249 (Margaret) You were right. This book is special. 1704 01:31:14,400 --> 01:31:15,961 I lied because I knew publishing meant 1705 01:31:16,071 --> 01:31:17,280 I'd lose you as an assistant 1706 01:31:17,371 --> 01:31:19,510 but... you have an extraordinary eye, 1707 01:31:19,641 --> 01:31:22,542 and I'll make sure we buy this before I leave. 1708 01:31:22,710 --> 01:31:26,671 Have an amazing life. You deserve it. Margaret. 1709 01:31:29,084 --> 01:31:32,182 Well, that was, uh... crazy. 1710 01:31:32,353 --> 01:31:33,630 (snorts) 1711 01:31:33,722 --> 01:31:36,056 You know, people are gonna be talking about this forever. 1712 01:31:38,058 --> 01:31:39,619 Yeah. Yeah. 1713 01:31:41,396 --> 01:31:42,475 Are you OK? 1714 01:31:43,765 --> 01:31:46,513 Yeah. No. Uh... 1715 01:31:48,802 --> 01:31:52,512 I just feel... You know what the problem is? 1716 01:31:52,707 --> 01:31:55,772 The problem is that this woman... 1717 01:31:55,943 --> 01:31:59,326 ...is a gigantic pain in my ass. 1718 01:31:59,513 --> 01:32:01,880 First there's the whole leaving thing. I understand that. 1719 01:32:02,017 --> 01:32:04,700 Its a sham wedding. Its kind of stressful. 1720 01:32:04,853 --> 01:32:07,755 But then she goes ahead and she leaves this note. 1721 01:32:07,923 --> 01:32:09,711 Because she doesn't have the decency... 1722 01:32:09,824 --> 01:32:11,863 the humanity to do it to my face. 1723 01:32:11,992 --> 01:32:16,880 Three years. Three years I work with this... this terrorist. 1724 01:32:17,131 --> 01:32:18,658 Never once has she had a nice thing to say, 1725 01:32:18,766 --> 01:32:20,555 and then she goes ahead and she writes this crap! 1726 01:32:20,668 --> 01:32:22,360 - Andrew. - But none of that matters 1727 01:32:22,470 --> 01:32:23,647 because we had a deal! 1728 01:32:23,738 --> 01:32:27,763 - Andrew. - Sorry. I'm sorry. I just... 1729 01:32:27,974 --> 01:32:29,120 She just makes me a little crazy. 1730 01:32:29,209 --> 01:32:32,504 (Gert chuckles) Yeah. I can see that. 1731 01:32:32,679 --> 01:32:36,575 So you're just gonna let her go? 1732 01:32:50,030 --> 01:32:51,918 So, what now? 1733 01:32:52,033 --> 01:32:54,879 (Gilbertson) Well... now that you're leaving voluntarily, 1734 01:32:55,035 --> 01:32:57,620 it all becomes very civilized. 1735 01:32:57,770 --> 01:33:00,422 Once we land in New York, you have 24 hours 1736 01:33:00,575 --> 01:33:03,476 to head back to Canada. 1737 01:33:10,985 --> 01:33:13,222 - Andrew, whats happening? - I got to talk to her. 1738 01:33:13,355 --> 01:33:14,532 - Why would you do that? - Boys! 1739 01:33:14,622 --> 01:33:15,605 This has nothing to do with you. 1740 01:33:15,690 --> 01:33:16,672 Boys, stop it! Stop it! 1741 01:33:16,758 --> 01:33:18,186 (Joe) I'm not gonna let you do this. 1742 01:33:18,291 --> 01:33:19,699 (Andrew) I'm not asking your permission here. 1743 01:33:19,793 --> 01:33:22,859 - (gasps) - Annie! Joe! Joe! 1744 01:33:23,031 --> 01:33:26,096 Annie! Joe! 1745 01:33:26,265 --> 01:33:29,136 I think I'm having a heart attack. 1746 01:33:29,304 --> 01:33:30,678 - Easy. Easy. - Somebody get a doctor! 1747 01:33:30,771 --> 01:33:32,528 - Easy, easy. - (man) Get a doctor! 1748 01:33:36,645 --> 01:33:37,692 I got it. 1749 01:34:06,274 --> 01:34:07,931 Andrew. 1750 01:34:10,578 --> 01:34:13,839 You two need to stop fighting. 1751 01:34:14,014 --> 01:34:16,567 (Gammy) You'll never see eye to eye. 1752 01:34:17,986 --> 01:34:21,466 But you're family. 1753 01:34:24,958 --> 01:34:29,692 Promise me you'll stand by Andrew. 1754 01:34:29,930 --> 01:34:32,679 Even if... if you don't agree with him. 1755 01:34:35,169 --> 01:34:36,479 I promise. 1756 01:34:38,472 --> 01:34:40,806 Andrew. 1757 01:34:40,941 --> 01:34:46,658 Promise me you'll work harder to be a part of this family. 1758 01:34:46,948 --> 01:34:48,891 I will. 1759 01:34:51,618 --> 01:34:53,854 (Andrew) I will, Gammy. 1760 01:34:53,987 --> 01:34:59,388 Well, then, the spirits can take me. 1761 01:34:59,661 --> 01:35:01,352 Oh, Annie. 1762 01:35:08,168 --> 01:35:09,762 Gammy? 1763 01:35:16,310 --> 01:35:17,969 I guess they're not ready for me. 1764 01:35:19,280 --> 01:35:21,036 I'm feeling much better, sonny. 1765 01:35:21,148 --> 01:35:22,970 (Gammy) No need to take us to the hospital. 1766 01:35:23,082 --> 01:35:24,806 Take us to the airport, please. 1767 01:35:24,919 --> 01:35:26,674 Mom, what? Are you faking the heart attack? 1768 01:35:26,787 --> 01:35:28,162 - Oh, come on! - (laughing) 1769 01:35:28,255 --> 01:35:30,011 Well, it was the only way I could get you two 1770 01:35:30,124 --> 01:35:32,426 to shut up and get us to the airport! 1771 01:35:32,559 --> 01:35:34,535 (man) Ma'am, we're not authorized to take you to the airport. 1772 01:35:34,662 --> 01:35:37,509 Larry Ferris, don't make me call your mother. 1773 01:35:37,664 --> 01:35:39,736 (Larry) You got it. 1774 01:35:41,401 --> 01:35:43,605 (sighs) You scared the hell out of me. 1775 01:35:48,810 --> 01:35:52,704 Yep. You shoulïve given up back in New York. 1776 01:35:52,913 --> 01:35:56,012 See, I'm like Eliot Ness. 1777 01:35:56,183 --> 01:35:59,151 I always get my man. 1778 01:35:59,321 --> 01:36:02,222 I'm that good. 1779 01:36:02,389 --> 01:36:04,429 Flight 1601, as soon as you're in position, 1780 01:36:04,558 --> 01:36:05,802 you're cleared for takeoff. 1781 01:36:05,894 --> 01:36:06,974 (man on radio) Roger that, Chuck. 1782 01:36:15,069 --> 01:36:16,890 OK. Come on, come on, come on, come on. 1783 01:36:20,141 --> 01:36:23,010 - (phone ringing) - (chuckles) 1784 01:36:23,177 --> 01:36:24,671 Tower. Talk to me. 1785 01:36:24,778 --> 01:36:26,786 - Chuck! Its Drew Paxton. - Hey, dude. 1786 01:36:26,914 --> 01:36:29,784 Hey, uh... I have a little favor I need from you, buddy... 1787 01:36:29,951 --> 01:36:31,925 Margarets on that plane. I got to talk to her. Can you stop it? 1788 01:36:32,052 --> 01:36:33,296 (Chuck) Oh, yeah! 1789 01:36:33,387 --> 01:36:35,079 I heard about your lady bailin'. 1790 01:36:35,189 --> 01:36:38,091 - Drag-ola. (laughs) - (Andrew) Chuck! I need you 1791 01:36:38,257 --> 01:36:39,720 to stop the plane. Please. 1792 01:36:39,828 --> 01:36:42,577 I can't do that. (laughing) 1793 01:36:42,729 --> 01:36:45,925 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Come on! 1794 01:36:46,867 --> 01:36:48,209 Oh, no. 1795 01:36:50,437 --> 01:36:52,063 No! 1796 01:36:53,906 --> 01:36:55,729 - Whats wrong? - Margarets on that plane. 1797 01:36:55,843 --> 01:36:58,014 - And he didn't get to tell her. - Tell her what? 1798 01:36:58,145 --> 01:36:59,552 That he loves her. 1799 01:36:59,647 --> 01:37:02,363 So she could tell him that she loves him, too. 1800 01:37:02,515 --> 01:37:03,628 OK, but how does he... 1801 01:37:03,718 --> 01:37:05,027 If she didn't love him, she wouldn't have left. 1802 01:37:05,119 --> 01:37:06,547 Of course not. 1803 01:37:06,653 --> 01:37:08,115 Am I the only one not getting this? 1804 01:37:08,223 --> 01:37:11,932 - Oh, Joe! - Chuck! Chuck! Look down. 1805 01:37:12,125 --> 01:37:13,533 Oh! Oh. Look down. 1806 01:37:13,628 --> 01:37:15,832 (Chuck) Like... Oh, there you are! 1807 01:37:15,963 --> 01:37:18,003 Sorry, man. There was nothing I could do. 1808 01:37:20,100 --> 01:37:21,694 Thanks, Chuck. 1809 01:37:24,838 --> 01:37:28,930 I'm sorry, son. I didn't know how you felt about her. 1810 01:37:34,314 --> 01:37:35,840 (Grace) Honey, its gonna be OK. 1811 01:37:54,568 --> 01:37:56,323 (phone ringing) 1812 01:38:09,384 --> 01:38:10,790 Jordan? 1813 01:38:24,699 --> 01:38:26,159 (clears throat) 1814 01:38:29,169 --> 01:38:30,151 Jordan. 1815 01:38:31,572 --> 01:38:32,979 Jordan! 1816 01:38:33,074 --> 01:38:36,269 I need for you to send the boxes in my office to... 1817 01:38:36,443 --> 01:38:37,969 ...to this address, please. 1818 01:38:38,078 --> 01:38:42,234 This one right here. This address right here. OK? 1819 01:38:42,449 --> 01:38:44,905 - Can you do that? - Uh, yes. Sure. 1820 01:38:45,052 --> 01:38:46,841 - Good, all right. Thank you. - Miss Tate. 1821 01:38:46,954 --> 01:38:50,019 Yes. What? What? 1822 01:38:52,025 --> 01:38:55,254 (panting) Hey. 1823 01:38:56,764 --> 01:38:59,283 Andrew. 1824 01:39:03,203 --> 01:39:05,723 Why are, why are you panting? 1825 01:39:05,873 --> 01:39:07,945 Because I've been running. 1826 01:39:08,075 --> 01:39:10,793 - Really. From Alaska? - I need to talk to you. 1827 01:39:10,944 --> 01:39:12,569 Yeah? Well, I don't have time to talk. 1828 01:39:12,678 --> 01:39:14,980 I need to catch a 5:45 to Toronto. 1829 01:39:15,114 --> 01:39:16,741 - Margaret. - I need the boxes to go out today. 1830 01:39:16,850 --> 01:39:17,865 I want to make sure everything is... 1831 01:39:17,952 --> 01:39:19,959 Margaret! Stop talking! 1832 01:39:21,989 --> 01:39:24,029 (all gasp) 1833 01:39:24,157 --> 01:39:25,587 (Andrew) Gotta say something. 1834 01:39:25,693 --> 01:39:27,319 - (whispering) OK. - This will just take a sec. 1835 01:39:27,428 --> 01:39:29,249 Fine. What? 1836 01:39:30,331 --> 01:39:34,870 Three days ago, I loathed you. 1837 01:39:35,103 --> 01:39:37,207 I used to dream about you getting hit by a cab. 1838 01:39:37,337 --> 01:39:38,581 Or poisoned. 1839 01:39:38,673 --> 01:39:42,121 - Oh, thats nice. - I told you to stop talking. 1840 01:39:42,310 --> 01:39:44,797 Then we had our little adventure up in Alaska 1841 01:39:44,945 --> 01:39:47,215 and things started to change. 1842 01:39:47,348 --> 01:39:49,900 Things changed when we kissed. 1843 01:39:51,985 --> 01:39:53,840 And when you told me about your tattoo. 1844 01:39:56,558 --> 01:39:58,661 Even when you checked me out when we were naked. 1845 01:39:58,792 --> 01:40:00,101 - (all murmuring) - (woman) Uh-huuuh. 1846 01:40:00,194 --> 01:40:01,273 Naked? 1847 01:40:01,360 --> 01:40:03,248 Well, I didn't see anything... 1848 01:40:03,364 --> 01:40:04,674 (Andrew) Yeah, you did. 1849 01:40:04,766 --> 01:40:08,857 But I didn't realize any of this until I was standing alone. 1850 01:40:09,069 --> 01:40:12,714 In a barn... wife-less. 1851 01:40:12,908 --> 01:40:15,427 Now, you can imagine my disappointment 1852 01:40:15,575 --> 01:40:16,983 when it suddenly dawned on me 1853 01:40:17,078 --> 01:40:21,203 that the woman I love is about to be kicked out of the country. 1854 01:40:23,985 --> 01:40:25,740 So, Margaret. 1855 01:40:28,055 --> 01:40:29,136 Marry me. 1856 01:40:32,627 --> 01:40:35,016 Because I'd like to date you. 1857 01:40:47,340 --> 01:40:50,537 Trust me. You don't really want to be with me. 1858 01:40:50,710 --> 01:40:52,369 Yes, I do. 1859 01:40:54,081 --> 01:40:56,951 See, the thing is, there is a reason why 1860 01:40:57,117 --> 01:40:59,605 I've been alone all this time. 1861 01:40:59,753 --> 01:41:01,640 I'm comfortable that way. 1862 01:41:01,755 --> 01:41:03,697 And I think it would just be a lot easier 1863 01:41:03,824 --> 01:41:09,607 if we forgot everything that happened and I just left. 1864 01:41:11,731 --> 01:41:13,258 You're right. 1865 01:41:18,840 --> 01:41:21,328 That would be easier. 1866 01:41:37,224 --> 01:41:40,540 - I'm scared. - Me, too. 1867 01:41:44,098 --> 01:41:46,138 (crowd murmurs) 1868 01:42:04,552 --> 01:42:07,366 Aren't you supposed to get down on your knee or something? 1869 01:42:07,522 --> 01:42:08,984 I'm gonna take that as a "yes." 1870 01:42:09,090 --> 01:42:11,031 Oh, OK. 1871 01:42:14,161 --> 01:42:16,104 (crowd chattering) 1872 01:42:25,639 --> 01:42:28,454 (man) Yeah! Show her who's boss, Andrew! 1873 01:42:28,609 --> 01:42:30,267 (laughter) 1874 01:42:31,545 --> 01:42:33,455 (clapping) 1875 01:42:36,684 --> 01:42:40,164 (Gilbertson) So, let me see if I've got this right. 1876 01:42:40,354 --> 01:42:42,688 You two are engaged again. 1877 01:42:42,822 --> 01:42:44,316 - (Andrew) Yes. - (Margaret) Yes. 1878 01:42:44,424 --> 01:42:46,432 For real? 1879 01:42:47,460 --> 01:42:48,572 - Yes. - Yeah. 1880 01:42:48,662 --> 01:42:49,677 You're sure you want to go through with this? 1881 01:42:49,764 --> 01:42:50,844 Because one wrong answer... 1882 01:42:50,932 --> 01:42:53,998 I'm gonna take you down. 1883 01:42:56,503 --> 01:42:59,089 - OK. - OK. 1884 01:43:00,841 --> 01:43:02,085 Lets do it. 1885 01:43:11,585 --> 01:43:13,046 (Gilbertson) When did you first start to date? 1886 01:43:13,153 --> 01:43:14,942 Last week. 1887 01:43:15,055 --> 01:43:18,154 - (Gilbertson) That going well? - So far its great. Thank you. 1888 01:43:18,326 --> 01:43:19,754 (Gilbertson) What kind of deodorant does Andrew use? 1889 01:43:19,859 --> 01:43:21,353 Men's Speed Stick? 1890 01:43:21,461 --> 01:43:24,625 (Gilbertson) What flavor? Musk? Alpine? 1891 01:43:24,798 --> 01:43:26,042 Was it love at first sight? 1892 01:43:26,133 --> 01:43:28,172 (inhales) No. 1893 01:43:28,302 --> 01:43:31,979 I loved her from the beginning. 1894 01:43:32,173 --> 01:43:33,383 (Gilbertson) What side of the bed does Margaret sleep on? 1895 01:43:33,473 --> 01:43:35,131 She sleeps on the left. 1896 01:43:35,242 --> 01:43:36,616 What side of the bed do you sleep on? 1897 01:43:38,713 --> 01:43:42,869 Look, are they soul mates? Eeeh. 1898 01:43:43,083 --> 01:43:45,603 Uh... Will they kill each other? No. 1899 01:43:45,752 --> 01:43:46,832 (Gilbertson) Are you a good driver? 1900 01:43:46,920 --> 01:43:49,408 Oh, excellent driver. Excellent. 1901 01:43:49,556 --> 01:43:53,102 (makes crashing, screaming, siren sounds) 1902 01:43:53,294 --> 01:43:55,595 Oh. 1903 01:43:55,730 --> 01:43:58,598 In my mind I see her with someone perhaps... 1904 01:43:58,764 --> 01:44:00,587 ...more swarthy, darker. 1905 01:44:00,701 --> 01:44:03,221 We don't use the word "Margaret" around Kevin. 1906 01:44:03,370 --> 01:44:07,494 He still hasn't warmed up to her. 1907 01:44:07,707 --> 01:44:09,333 - Margaret. - (barks) 1908 01:44:09,443 --> 01:44:11,352 - Margaret. - (barks) 1909 01:44:11,478 --> 01:44:13,136 See? Its the damnedest thing. 1910 01:44:13,246 --> 01:44:14,806 I have never farted in front of him. 1911 01:44:14,914 --> 01:44:17,216 Nor will I ever fart in front of him. 1912 01:44:17,351 --> 01:44:19,772 She farts in her sleep. 1913 01:44:19,919 --> 01:44:21,741 (Gilbertson) Would you consider Margaret a good dancer? 1914 01:44:21,856 --> 01:44:24,954 You can tell by the way she drinks her soda pop 1915 01:44:25,126 --> 01:44:27,395 that she's a good dancer. 1916 01:44:27,527 --> 01:44:28,704 (Gilbertson) Uh-huh. How, how... 1917 01:44:28,795 --> 01:44:33,051 How is the soda pop relevant to the dancing? 1918 01:44:33,266 --> 01:44:34,860 I don't understand this. 1919 01:44:34,969 --> 01:44:37,783 - I call him... puppy. - Pumpkin. 1920 01:44:37,938 --> 01:44:39,530 - Monkey. - Daisy. 1921 01:44:39,638 --> 01:44:41,744 - Kiddo. - Uh... Bird. 1922 01:44:41,876 --> 01:44:44,941 Sometimes I call him Rick. 1923 01:44:45,111 --> 01:44:46,519 (Gilbertson) How do you spell "Ramone?" 1924 01:44:46,613 --> 01:44:49,363 (thickly accented) R-A-M-O-N-E. 1925 01:44:49,516 --> 01:44:51,339 (Gilbertson) Could you do that again in English, please? 1926 01:44:51,453 --> 01:44:54,201 When you say, you know, the position in the relationship... 1927 01:44:54,354 --> 01:44:55,663 (Gilbertson) Top or bottom? 1928 01:44:55,756 --> 01:44:58,603 You're asking me a question about who's on top? 1929 01:44:58,759 --> 01:45:00,416 (Gilbertson) You took an oath when you walked in this office. 1930 01:45:00,526 --> 01:45:02,894 I did not take an oath. When did I take an oath? 1931 01:45:03,030 --> 01:45:04,239 (Gilbertson) Laura shoulïve done that, but she didn't. 1932 01:45:04,331 --> 01:45:06,120 - Thats OK. - Who's Laura? 1933 01:45:06,233 --> 01:45:08,468 She's the girl behind you. Don't look around. 1934 01:45:08,600 --> 01:45:09,811 (Gilbertson) Which of the following numbers 1935 01:45:09,903 --> 01:45:12,587 - is not a prime? - Seventeen. 1936 01:45:12,739 --> 01:45:14,812 I'm sorry. Let me say the list, please. 1937 01:45:14,941 --> 01:45:15,923 I'm sorry? 1938 01:45:16,009 --> 01:45:17,219 (Gilbertson) He knew your favorite color. 1939 01:45:17,310 --> 01:45:18,871 - Blue? - (Gilbertson) Wrong! 1940 01:45:18,979 --> 01:45:20,441 - Red? - No! 1941 01:45:20,548 --> 01:45:22,009 Dark... Maybe like a hunter green? 1942 01:45:22,116 --> 01:45:23,457 (Gilbertson) No. White. 1943 01:45:23,550 --> 01:45:24,761 - White? - OK, moving on. 1944 01:45:24,851 --> 01:45:26,193 Favorite color is blue. 1945 01:45:26,286 --> 01:45:30,029 Whats her favorite color when she's not at home? 1946 01:45:30,223 --> 01:45:31,564 I don't know. 1947 01:45:31,658 --> 01:45:33,348 (Gilbertson) Are you a citizen of this country, Ramone? 1948 01:45:33,460 --> 01:45:37,171 Yes, I'm a citizen! (guffawing) Are you crazy? 1949 01:45:37,365 --> 01:45:39,251 (laughs) 1950 01:45:39,366 --> 01:45:42,148 What relevance a ball in a net 1951 01:45:42,302 --> 01:45:44,157 or a Fruit Roll-Up or a Pop-Tart 1952 01:45:44,271 --> 01:45:46,725 has to do with my relationship with Andrew? 1953 01:45:46,873 --> 01:45:48,335 (Gilbertson) If you're getting excited... 1954 01:45:48,441 --> 01:45:51,441 - Who are you engaged to? - (sighs) 1955 01:45:51,612 --> 01:45:55,637 - Andrew. - Very good. Got one right. 1956 01:45:55,850 --> 01:45:56,962 (Gilbertson) Who are you engaged to? 1957 01:45:57,051 --> 01:45:58,676 I'm engaged to Margaret Tate. 1958 01:45:58,785 --> 01:46:04,023 And on the wedding day, who will be next to you? 1959 01:46:04,291 --> 01:46:06,494 I'm going to marry Margaret Tate. 1960 01:46:06,626 --> 01:46:09,211 - (Gilbertson) Final answer? - That work? Yeah, final answer. 1961 01:46:09,362 --> 01:46:12,526 Is this a game show? I don't understand what... 1962 01:46:12,699 --> 01:46:16,245 (sings God Bless America) 1963 01:46:19,773 --> 01:46:21,180 That's a great song. 1964 01:46:21,275 --> 01:46:22,934 (Gilbertson) That was beautiful. That was really beautiful. 1965 01:46:23,043 --> 01:46:24,635 Mama Cass. 1966 01:47:19,292 --> 01:47:34,104 THE END